Orcs

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Squishy Squishy!

@Discos the first and original DARK elves followed Melkor and got tortured and such and then they multiplied.

Originally posted by Discos
@Exa, wasnt it the first orcs came into being is when silly elves wondered off and got captured by melkor and turned into Elves....

Discos - or did I mis-read the salmarillion


yah thats right... thus they were probably not all dark-elves (in tolkiens books the dark elves arent evil! ... only those who didnt reach Aman) but also the ancestors of the Vanyar, Noldor and Teleri

melkor painted udun pink,,,,,and hung the word SPA outside

every elf within miles cam...and got turned into orcs...which melkor assured them was 'totally coming into fashion, yah'

and that is how the orcs came to be

😄 😄

... then legolas should by rights be an orc

he would have been...if only he was born a few millenia earlier...damn prissy elves who decide not to have children and bring them into a world of darkness

don't you dare call elves prissy. 😠

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
don't you dare call elves prissy. 😠

In the films they are.

Orcs were a great counterpart for that

lol I quite agree, elves didnt seem all that mighty and wise as they seemed in the books, and also all the stuff said on the topic of shadowy saying that elves did nowt to "enlighting" the fellowship...grr

Originally posted by Exa
😄 😄

... then legolas should by rights be an orc

I've envisioned him as an orc! 😄

Originally posted by Exa
😄 😄

... then legolas should by rights be an orc

No ****ing way!!!!!!

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
don't you dare call elves prissy. 😠

Agree.

Originally posted by Exa
In the films they are.

Orcs were a great counterpart for that

😄 I agree with Exa, Elves in the movies always seemed to be prissy, and orcs are so cool because they don't give a damn on how they act, drink, talk, or squeal. 🙂

Eh, guys. We know by heart that you are fans of the Elves, but I don't think that just because you are a fan you have to be blind about the things making up your favorite character or race. (may it be positive or negative) Elves ARE prissy. In the movie at least, and there's no way denying that. So you don't have to be mad if we're mentioning that because it's the truth.

After all, you can't be a fan of something or someone if you also can't accept their flaws and other negative truths about them. 😉

And this is an Orc thread, and they always get shafted. Elves always get attention and everything. It's about time (even this once) that we are now actually admiring the Orcs and not the Elves. 😉

I made this thread for orcs. not for people to diss elfes.

😉 Goooooo shadowy! 😛 and for some reason, I didn't like Orcs, they were the only part of the Darkness (or whatever it's called I feel dumb today) that I didn't like. Give me Sauron, Wiki, and the Nazguls anyday, but I just...dislike Orcs! And was Lurtz an Orc or an Uruk-hai?

In the movie, Peter specifically said they were trying to take elves away for looking like FARIES!!!!!!!!!

Eh, they're not dissing the Elves, sauron merely called them prissy. That's it. It's just like an expression, it's like saying stinky orcs, or dirty Dwarves, or ragged Men, etc. You guys are just too sensitive about it. It's like we can't say anything negative about the Elves, just positive. Or else we will burn in Hades or somewhere.

Originally posted by LegolasLover411
In the movie, Peter specifically said they were trying to take elves away for looking like FARIES!!!!!!!!!

What's got to do with looking prissy?

Originally posted by LegolasLover411
I made this thread for orcs. not for people to diss elfes.

dude if you make a thread for orcs, prepare for there shall be some elf dissing.

Does anyone know if Lurtz was an Orc or an Uruk-hai?