pirate pets adoption agency

Ok ......... Can Do
*goes out back of er....store and comes back out with a few diffrent snakes*
Which 1? 😄

the..............pink and green one!!!!! and i shall call him fluffy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my fluffy 😍

(LOL Finding Nemo 😱)

APG: *hands fluffy ova then puts other snakes back but accidently drops Nagini Voldemorts ex-pet snake*

ooohhhh, she's so cute!!!!!! *huges fluffy* ooh, more snakes!!!!!! hello nagini!! ooohhh, harry!!! could you come here for a minute...... 😖hifty:

😆 G2G now c ya's

cya!!!!! *sees harry walk into store* hello harry, could you come here for a second? *runs out of store and quickly locks door* muahahahaaaa

**is STILL trying to tame my new T-Rex, chimpanzee and rainbow-colored crocodile named Mr Rum, but they all snap off their leashes and go tearing around the thread reeking mortal destruction**

It's like Jumanji all over again!! RUN FOR YOUR EVER-LOVING LIVES!!

😱 😱

I can't die Ive got nuthin 2 worry bout 😄
*gets trampled by all the animals*
Ow........I think I would of prefered 2 die

*hides in toilets, for big angry scary t-rex*

why does this seem so familiar......... 😕

**watches as Mr Rum, big scary T-Rex and chimpanzee start terrorizing everybody in the forum**

Heel, Mr Rum! HEEEEEEL!!

**Mr Rum turns around and starts rampaging after... me**

No! Don't heel! DON'T HEEL!

Hey, I hear APG has some niiiice crocodile food for ya... She's RIGHT over there... 🙄 Off you go!

**runs like hell**

APG: *watches as giant T-rex knocks da loo's down then c's crocidile runnin 2wards her*
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh UM Kitty ova there GP EAT HIM
*runs*

PiB: Wat?

**dodges crazed pets as they tear apart the thread and chase anyone unfortunate enough to be nearby**

Maybe getting three pets at once WASN'T such a good idea... 😕

**keeps running like hell**

i want a monkey named barbossa

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*runs in2 back of shop still screaming and running then runs out with a Monkey* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhHere is ur monkeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*continues running*

**keeps running around pet adoption agency with APG screaming our lungs out and not noticing that my feral crazed animals have gone somewhere else to destroy things**

APG: *stops running and looks around animaless thread that has been destroyed*
Kaz is soooooooooo gonna fire me 😱

**looks sadly around rubble of the thread**

This kind of predicament, I think, calls for...

... rum, and plenty of it.

**pulls out rum I just happen to be carrying**

By the way, before I get completely sloshed... does anyone else want any animals? 😄

wow you guys are meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessy!!!

APG: *despratly wants 2 drink*
No can't drink on the job
*starts cleaning b4 Kaz gets back*

yes u better do that *slips her a rum* here it seems to make me clean faster. *picks up a broom and starts sweeping*