pirate pets adoption agency

Muahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa 😈

**laughs evilly with APG**
Buahahaha... 😈

By the way, anybody wanna hyperactive rhino named Stan, or a possessed chimpanzee that can say "Aye I be a pirate" in five different languages?

I'll take the Chimpanzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! lol

Excellent choice, madam -- it's on special. Only $142453.95. [But we'll also accept payment in rum... 😄 ]

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What was that for? 🤨 That you're one cent short? 😉 😄

YES!

😆.........Well u gotta pay up ✅

✅ 😈

Fork it over, IAP...

*holds hands out happily 😄*

BUT-- BUT i dont have the money!! i still need a cent!!!!!!!

nopity 😄

Well u better go beg then 😄