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Batman
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Friday Morning. 1.02 am
West Cannon Street - Lower
Batman walks around the old Gotham train line, not used after it was destroyed in the earthquake of 1890. He surveys his surroundngs, the stink of death filling his inflammed nostrils. He walks down the old rail road looking for where the meeting between the worlds crime lords had taken palce earlier.
He turns the passage and even he is shocked at what he sees. Every single crime lord, on the ground dead, with a grin on their face...
Batman: Joker!!!
He walks to the top of the passage looking the bodies.
Batman: Michael Gamboni right hand man of the godfather himself, Ra's business associate Bryan Kane, every known crime lord or an associate of theirs was hear bidding for the nuke. From the looks of it an elaborate trap set up by the Joker. Oh maybe he just stole the nuke that was up for bidding, sure that was more likely the outcome.
At the top of the room was an overturned desk, resting on top and envelope with the word Bats written on it.
Picking it up he opens it starting to read it,
Batman:...10, 9, 8
Without further thinking he throws it on the ground behind the desk throwing the desk over it, he runs from the desk jumping as the bomb goes off falling to the gound
BOOM!!!!
Shards of the desk that was covering the bomb fly in all directions but most of the blast was contained from the protecting desk.
After a minute Bats starts to stir getting up to his feet he looks in the direction where the desk had been just a minute ago, clenching his hands together in a tight fist and grinding his teeth his eyes flare up with a furious anger!
"Joker!!!!"
The World Leaders were in the plane waiting to land in Metropolis, Joker and a few of his goons were able to sneak aboard the plane before takeing off, and hide in the cargo apartment, the Plan was Joker takes over the plane, Than Lex and his men use other Plane that looks like the world leaders plane(Lex does have the money for that anyway lol) to fly in the same distriction to the airport so no one knows that a kidnap happen. Joker than flys the plane back to his home base hideout, with out no one knowing, a perfect plan indeed,.
Joker and his men came out of the cargo space, with Tommy guns. Joker said World leaders, for your pleasuer I am here for the enterment. I can kill you and make you like it, Joker went to one world leader, and use his smilex on him. Now evey one do as I say or the same fate might happen to you too. ha ha ha.
Joker than went to the pilot room, and bust open the door, hi Fly boys whats up?? as the Joker open the door and push the pilots out of the plane, as there bodys fell into the ocean. Now said Joker as he close the door,(All this with the use of a remote control.) I in charge here, Joker than went on the intercom and said, World leaders, and the dead body, I am your new pilot, please for give any bumpings or something like that as I dont have a gold plant card to fly ha ha ha.
Joker than took out any tracking devices that has target the plane, for the world goverments.
As Joker was landed the plane in the old wear house, He said to himself Lex better live up to the deal. ha ha ha.(He flew around the city so no one know he landed there. except Lex)
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Lex
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The world leaders plane pulls into the Metropolis Grand Airport and all aboard are under high security transfered to the Metropolis Plaza which has been booked out for this night.
As the world leaders begin to get the meeting underway Superman can clearly be seen flying around the plaza protecting the world leaders, or so he thinks........
As Superman was watching the World leaders, He was thinking this is not as bad as it would be, Maybe no villian like Broza or Doomsday will make there move. But there was something wrong, If Batman was there he might be able to tell they were imposters just on there speech, But Superman was not that sharp.
The Joker useing one of his many tricks always had other trick on his sleeve, He could just kill the world Leaders, but nooo, He wanted to bring Batman into the fight. So the Joker use a singal jammer to take over the air ways, and host his own TV show>
Hey Superman as Supes was watching a TV from a TV shop window, kind of shock to see the Joker on Metropolis tv programs, he was a bit confuse, but he knew it was bad for Metropolis if Joker was not caught.
You might as well check on the world LEaders Superman. Ha Ha ha, because by midnight, the cameral shifted to a Nuke, The Joker went on with his speech, this whole city goes up in flames, and the best part is, So are the UN members you better get them out of town Superman.
Ha Ha Ha.
As the TV went blank and back to a TV program, Superman was in shock, He reach into his big red underwear, and pull out a cell phone, Batman, Said Superman, I need you now, Joker is in Metropolis, and he has a nuke, and he plans on useing it on Metropolis by midnight, we have about 20 hours, I need you now. No one knows Joker better than you.
Oh school sucks!!Good Luck anyway!
Metropolis is a beautiful city.A city much different one from Gotham yet so similar in the sense that it is too plagued with notorious villans. They are similar in nature to the ones back at home, but have adapted to their surroundings.
I crouch on the edge of the roof top of a low rise building. Which is lucky because the next thing I know, a kid not much older than Tim is being mugged by a beefy old man, and the short jump from the roof to the concrete pavement is not very stressful on my legs.
As I jumpnext to them, the old crook jerks with fear first and after his eyes look me over he smirks, baring ugly, pointed yellow teeth. I narrow my eyes, but the effect isn't as terrifying as when Batman does the same thing. "Up here Grandpa!" I point towards my face.
He tries to act smart and aims a fist towards my jaw, but I grasp his wrist and throw him over my back.He lands loudly in a dumpster, groaning miserably.The effect has weakened him greatly and I don't hope for him to be able to stand again for a couple of days.
I turn to the kid, who is gawking at me. "You're...Batgirl?!Arent you?" His wide eyes stare at me with awe.
I snort.Batgirl.Even now they insist in calling me that. Aren't short girls ever considered as women. What's the point of arguing I figure." Well off you go home now!"
He nods vigorously and runs off.Smiling and turn around and slam my face against a massive hard chest.Glancing up my eyes meet the dangerously narrowed slits of Batman's cowl.I take a step back. "Your late.What kept you?"
He throws the grappling hook towards the same rooftop I was standing on a couple of minutes ago, and it lifts him up there. Rolling my eyes, I sigh.Him and rooftops and so much for an attempt at small talk!
As Batman lands with a certain elegence and grace that only years of practice can achieve Batgirl lands beside him. Not even taken time to stop he quickly goes to the next roof top, telling her to go to the Metropolis Grand plaza in her civilian clothes, where the UN security meeting is being held, there will be an account keeper pass so she can get into the actual room with him (as hes going to be there as Bats).
Without pausing he flys off in the opposite direction as she goes to change
Superman lands in front of Batman. I use my X- Ray vison to find you. I can see that bat costum miles away. said Superman
Batman gave a little laugh,.
I came because I think you may want this, While Joker took over the airways, Louis Lane tape record it. To use it on her next big news story, She is calling it "Joker in Metropolis". said Superman
Here she gave Kent a copy or more likey stole it. Superman handed Batman the tape, Superman went on talking, I ask the Un members to leave the city, but none of them will leave saying the meeting is more important than a nuke threat. I not sure how Joker got a nuke, But I feel better knowing you are helping me watch the UN members. I may be near impossble to beat, But even I cant save evey one from a nuke.
The Meeting is held at 6 this afternoon. With that Superman went flying off in the sky.
Joker was setting in his chair, He look at his goons, who were afraid,
Dont worry men, I wont let the bomb go off. Not at 1200 any way. I want to see Batman get fool with the switch arude, And when Batman knows there fakes, I take over the air ways.
He look at about 70 members of the UN tied up. I cant help my self said the Joker. He took a UN member and chop off his head. He look at one of his goons, And with a smile the Joker said, Man 54, When the meeting starts, about half way in, I want you to give this to Superman or Batman, when they see the head, they will know for sure there fakes. ha ha ha. Joker than look at the nuke. Dont worry betty(Name of the Nuke) you have your fun soon. I mean how funny can you get laugh the Joker.
The meeting had just commenced with Superman already having taken to his post an hour before hand for extra security Batman had been there since 3. He looked at Batgirl on the other side of the room and nodded, she took her post as an account keeper and the meeting had just started to commence....
(OOC: OFF TO SCHOOL!!!! 🙁 )
After about 30 minutes of delegation the Indian minister for commerce got up to speak,
Batman noticed that very strangely he did not speak with an Indian accent as he had done to Bruce Wayne little over a year ago when they met in a failed business attempt at setting Wayne Industries up in India, he however let this slip by as a little strange but nothing to worry about as surely the minister must of just have lost his action after so much commuting between India and the United Nations, right?
Barbara was dead bored.Politics was never her thing. And here she was standing reclined to one of the many pillars holding up the catheral celing of the the room, her ball point poised, above her note pad, supposedly ready to jot down any minute detail.And all she did was scribble, doodle and draw weird things. She sighed impatiently and chanced a glance at Batman, perched precariously on the window sill on the ceiling. She could make out a distinct shadow which was his, his white eyes, were all narrowed down like two cones facing each other on their rear.The way they always did when he was pensive.
She sighed impatiently and looked at the Prime Minister, while droning out his ramblings about the benefits of this new treaty that his country wanted to make with this other one...blah,blah...like she cared.
She cautiously swept her gaze from one side of the room to another and was about to sigh impatiently again, when something that caught her eye, made her breath get stuck in her throat.
At the far end of the room, shifting positions slightly was apparently a govermnet security agent. Garbed in a black,crisp suit and his mouth set in a grim line, in his hands he held a gun. A gun pointing directly at the heart of the oblivious Prime Minister. As if in slow motion she saw his finger just about to press the trigger. Everything all of a sudden seemed to shut down, the hum of the A.C, the predictable clicking of the camera flashes and the voice of the Prime Minister.
Just when it seemed like the man had fired a shot, the gun was thrown out of his grasp by a batarang which Barbara had instinctively aimed at his hands.As both pieces of metal came in contact with the concrete floor, the quick racket of noise that made was not drowned in the slight sounds that already occupied the room.
This time the Prime Minsiter DID stop speaking, as his eyes fell on the gun and the batarang on the floor, his mouth parted to an O. Licking her lips, her heart drumming in her chest, Barbara heaved a sigh and stuffed her hands in the pocket of her dress jacket.
The ominous silence that had prevailed after the Primeminister of India had abruptly stopped his speech, was cut short suddenly by the manical, bone chilling laughter which echoed and reverberated along the room.
Barbara almost cracked her neck, trying vigoruously to see the source of laughter, her eyes scanning every possible corner of the room. The gasp that escaped her lips was drowned in with the shudddering ones that the beseated people all along the hall let loose after their sight fell upon the clown in a purple tux pranced in the room from the door to the left.
Joker.
Joker enter the Room with his Goons, Joker look around, Hey Bats, and Supes, Ha Ha Ha. You think these goons here are the real Mccoy?? Ha ha ha ha. Laugh the Joker.
Nope Nope Nope. I kidnap them a few days before there big meeting, AND Than I got a few men to be the UN members. You do know that means do you?? Undercover Nevethers ha ha ha. Joke the Joker. Joker Look around and Superman thow a punch and knock the Joker down.
Superman Pick up the Joker, And with a Batman like look try to scare the Joker, Your lieing Joker, These are the UN members, Joker your plans fail. said Superman.
Joker just started laughing as he took out a glowing Rock. And Superman starting to get dizzie, A while later Superman hit the deck.
Joker just started singing, Rocky Rocky Rocky, the big under dog gives the man wearing the biggies red Under Wear ever a wegdy. Ha Ha Ha. With that the Joker kick Superman. Joker look at Batman, Ok Goon do your job, With that the Goon took out a head and thown it at batman.
Batman caught the head, and look into its death like face, It was a real head.
When Batman said that,
The Joker said, I ant the real Joker ha ha ha.
With that a TV came on and the REAL Joker took over the air ways.
This Just end, it seems there are many people trying be the real Joker when they know they are imposters. Said the Joker.
Since I had the UN members as part of my crew for 4 days, I did some tricks and games and jixs with them ha ha. laugh Joker
When I was in Arkham, the Mad Hatter taught me how to use one of his brain wave gizmos, But were he use hats and such to control his victims, I open there heads, and put the chips in the UN's minds, making them belive they are the Joker. Ha Ha Ha. laugh the Joker.
Joker than went to a tie up UN member, Joker look at him and cup off the top of his head, and than he place a chip in the brain. Than he place the top of the head and sew it back on(Yes of the lames 2.)
The chip drove the UN Member to insandity. Than the Joker took some of his toxin that and thown it on the face of the UN member, burning his skin, and changing him into something that look like the Joker.
Joker look again at the cameral, There are about ten of me out there ha ha. Can you stop the UN Jokers?? ha ha said Joker. The cameral than went to a coner of the room, with a bunch of UN bodys.
Sure not all of them can be Jokers, But hey at Least I try with my art work, ha ha ha said the Joker.
Lets see how you will do with this UN Joker, and with that the TV went off.
The UN Joker look at Batman and said, See the plans I make. The UN Joker than took out a bomb and thown it at the crowd.