KMC's Lonely Ads

this is the place for all those boy wants to meet girl and vise versa threads. but please keep it clean

i'm sure it will be kept clean

an empty

people will reply

okay. someone has to start! and this is just for a wee bit of fun and nowt more!!

daphne seeks canine friend to share her snacks wif. Must be cute and funny. OH AND HOUSE TRAINED

I don't want to meet a girl, I want a woman! 😗

😂 that cute 😄

thanks 😄

well mr tired hiker siting there whining wont get yah 1.

i prefer a girl.

Originally posted by Túrelie
well mr tired hiker siting there whining wont get yah 1.

Okay, so what do I do? I place an ad? 😮

lol yoda you have so imagination

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
thanks 😄

I meant jetix's 😛

i know

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Okay, so what do I do? I place an ad? 😮

yeah make it something kewl like hero needs a damsel to save or something.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I meant jetix's 😛

I know, I was joking. Night silvs, I'm off to bed. Night everyone. 🙂

Originally posted by Mighty Yoda
i prefer a girl.

well i prefer dogs

1. cuter
2. more loyal
3. dont pee on the loo seat
4. dont ignore you for the tele
5. dont need to be made to give you a cuddle
6. understands your obsessions with various movie stars

and last but not least! never hogs the bed

Originally posted by Túrelie
yeah make it something kewl like hero needs a damsel to save or something.

Okay, I'll sleep on it and do it tomorrow. 🙂 Tired .. . must .. . . get . . . bed . .. .

I'm looking for:
18-23 year old girl
must be over 5'7"
under 115 pounds
blonde hair preferred
Must be edgumacated good
Must like to be rough in bed

I am:
38 years old
320 pounds
5'2" (I'm 5'4" if you put a platform under my left leg which is quite a bit shorter than my right)
I have dark brown hair but its balding kind of above the left ear
I have thick body hair if you are into it but I can shave it off if you'd like (will need to be daily)
I am not cross-eyed but it may appear that way sometimes when my glass eye rolls
I'm only violent when I'm drunk
The doctor says my extreme wart problem around my nose will disappear in a year or 2 with treatment
I drink often
My substitute janitor job pays me a hefty $60-125 a week
I think I have 3 children but I may have as many as 14

Originally posted by Túrelie
well i prefer dogs

1. cuter
2. more loyal
3. dont pee on the loo seat
4. dont ignore you for the tele
5. dont need to be made to give you a cuddle
6. understands your obsessions with various movie stars

and last but not least! never hogs the bed

You'll get along with a lot of the female members here for sure. 😂