KMC's Lonely Ads

lol, it was rather scary! 😛

lets see...heres one for me...

i'm an 18 year old chica, looking for a funny, smart, and christian man...he should have a great personality, and i wouldn't complain if he was cute 🙂 i enjoy acting, singing, dancing...and....long walks on the beach 😉

Originally posted by Túrelie
well i prefer dogs

1. cuter
2. more loyal
3. dont pee on the loo seat
4. dont ignore you for the tele
5. dont need to be made to give you a cuddle
6. understands your obsessions with various movie stars

and last but not least! never hogs the bed

awwwwww,I already like some one at school,so yah.

this is one interesting thread. 😂

i prefer a boxer doggie

droolio

hmmm,ok,oh,and yah it is an interesting thread,umm yah.

What if we're not lonely, can we still place an ad?

Umm. errr, OK Female 24, 5' 6" 120LBs, Nyphomaniac, seeks couple aged 21-40 for threesome, couple must include at least one other female for no strings S&M. Call Stexy on 555 45676

sure ya can Silver Tears
-I think-

welll, im looking for anyone, why not give me a ring at

+353 87 7677278

phone1

hehehehehe

Originally posted by Corran
Umm. errr, OK Female 24, 5' 6" 120LBs, Nyphomaniac, seeks couple aged 21-40 for threesome, couple must include at least one other female for no strings S&M. Call Stexy on 555 45676

Close enough to what I described. Picks up phone (btw: My info was on page 1).

lol guys. and discos it was a joke honest

I'm lonely...

I am Hugh Heffner, please come join my hoes and my wrinkly ass self.
Girl- Must have big boobs, and must be turned on by an old man with a huge mansion that walks around in a friggin robe half the day, must be able to get in my magazine, and last but not least you must sleep with me and my 30 other playmates

ew robbie tht is like totally gross.

lol Sorry, Im just bored

😂....

i know!