If Tex ruled the wrold what would you do?

Started by Smiling_Sadly5 pages

yes but u no it wasnt really in texas?

yeap wisconson I think. You wont believe what I just over in the movie star section these girls are drolling over orlando pic show I walked and said "you girls all know orlandos gay dont you?" boy they got mad

Originally posted by §words point
yeap wisconson I think. You wont believe what I just over in the movie star section these girls are drolling over orlando pic show I walked and said "you girls all know orlandos gay dont you?" boy they got mad

are seriouse? thats to funny!!!! 😆

yeah they told me to "get %#* out of here"

😆

I would Follow him loyaly 😄

i would also start a war or be involved with this plot to over throw him.
no judges to stand over me and walk over me, just because they have power..oh, hell, no, i going out in a hail of bullets, or raise my flag over his bombed kingdom.

I would help him to procreate naughty

But I would also burn all the Bjork CDs 😘

Fight the Power!
rifle

Rise to power and overthrow the world and create an empire 😐 very simple 😐

Overthrow Tex to set up another dictatorship, me!

What would I do if Tex ruled the world........

😐 *Runs around in circles very fast until she gets really dizzy. She then tries to walk and runs into a light pole. Gets up and joins forces with Raven.*

*grabs cheetah thong. Well, one of them* I'm obviously with Tex and his Army, which consists of these guys . .. . . ... red_indiancaptaincowboypolice🤺

The manual on how to distract / overthrow / get rid of Tex and his rule:

1. Place mirror in front of him

2. Only atempt to bribe Tex with Bjork trading cards, posters and other Bjork related merchandise, never money ❌

3. Steal his Gucci little black dress, the best, most expencive he owns, and threaten that if he doenst resign you will send him the dress...piece by piece.

4. Send Bork to Mars...he'll follow.

5. Lure him to lil bitchiness boot camp whip where we'd cut his hair and nails and make him ware trousers. Then he'd go into depression and resign. 😎

Youd get overthrown very quickly under my comand, doll-face winkiss

😂 and that why we would win 😂

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The manual on how to distract / overthrow / get rid of Tex and his rule:

[b]1. Place mirror in front of him

2. Only atempt to bribe Tex with Bjork trading cards, posters and other Bjork related merchandise, never money ❌

3. Steal his Gucci little black dress, the best, most expencive he owns, and threaten that if he doenst resign you will send him the dress...piece by piece.

4. Send Bork to Mars...he'll follow.

5. Lure him to lil bitchiness boot camp whip where we'd cut his hair and nails and make him ware trousers. Then he'd go into depression and resign. 😎

Youd get overthrown very quickly under my comand, doll-face winkiss [/B]

Not a chance. With me on the front line with a bunch of other dudes in cheetah thongs, with weapons??? Tex would be too distracted to even notice your options. 😛

red_indiancaptaincowboypolice🤺

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The manual on how to distract / overthrow / get rid of Tex and his rule:

[b]1. Place mirror in front of him

2. Only atempt to bribe Tex with Bjork trading cards, posters and other Bjork related merchandise, never money ❌

3. Steal his Gucci little black dress, the best, most expencive he owns, and threaten that if he doenst resign you will send him the dress...piece by piece.

4. Send Bork to Mars...he'll follow.

5. Lure him to lil bitchiness boot camp whip where we'd cut his hair and nails and make him ware trousers. Then he'd go into depression and resign. 😎

Youd get overthrown very quickly under my comand, doll-face winkiss [/B]

If I do this, can I be vice-supreme commander of your new-world order?

Originally posted by Agent Elrond
If I do this, can I be vice-supreme commander of your new-world order?

With a name like Agent Elrond, one would think you'd chose Tex's side. He is obviously the most elf-like. 😬

maybe I'm a double agent 😖hifty: