The manual on how to distract / overthrow / get rid of Tex and his rule:
1. Place mirror in front of him
2. Only atempt to bribe Tex with Bjork trading cards, posters and other Bjork related merchandise, never money ❌
3. Steal his Gucci little black dress, the best, most expencive he owns, and threaten that if he doenst resign you will send him the dress...piece by piece.
4. Send Bork to Mars...he'll follow.
5. Lure him to lil bitchiness boot camp whip where we'd cut his hair and nails and make him ware trousers. Then he'd go into depression and resign. 😎
Youd get overthrown very quickly under my comand, doll-face winkiss
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The manual on how to distract / overthrow / get rid of Tex and his rule:[b]1. Place mirror in front of him
2. Only atempt to bribe Tex with Bjork trading cards, posters and other Bjork related merchandise, never money ❌
3. Steal his Gucci little black dress, the best, most expencive he owns, and threaten that if he doenst resign you will send him the dress...piece by piece.
4. Send Bork to Mars...he'll follow.
5. Lure him to lil bitchiness boot camp whip where we'd cut his hair and nails and make him ware trousers. Then he'd go into depression and resign. 😎
Youd get overthrown very quickly under my comand, doll-face winkiss [/B]
Not a chance. With me on the front line with a bunch of other dudes in cheetah thongs, with weapons??? Tex would be too distracted to even notice your options. 😛
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The manual on how to distract / overthrow / get rid of Tex and his rule:[b]1. Place mirror in front of him
2. Only atempt to bribe Tex with Bjork trading cards, posters and other Bjork related merchandise, never money ❌
3. Steal his Gucci little black dress, the best, most expencive he owns, and threaten that if he doenst resign you will send him the dress...piece by piece.
4. Send Bork to Mars...he'll follow.
5. Lure him to lil bitchiness boot camp whip where we'd cut his hair and nails and make him ware trousers. Then he'd go into depression and resign. 😎
Youd get overthrown very quickly under my comand, doll-face winkiss [/B]
If I do this, can I be vice-supreme commander of your new-world order?