[QUOTE]Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The manual on how to distract / overthrow / get rid of Tex and his rule:
[b]1. Place mirror in front of him
2. Only atempt to bribe Tex with Bjork trading cards, posters and other Bjork related merchandise, never money ❌
3. Steal his Gucci little black dress, the best, most expencive he owns, and threaten that if he doenst resign you will send him the dress...piece by piece.
4. Send Bork to Mars...he'll follow.
5. Lure him to lil bitchiness boot camp whip where we'd cut his hair and nails and make him ware trousers. Then he'd go into depression and resign. 😎
I wouldnt be surprised if he dose wear a little black dress
😂