If Tex ruled the wrold what would you do?

Started by Tired Hiker5 pages

I hope so! That would add intrigue! 😖hifty:

ohh, Intrigue!
I'll follow Lil and her overthrowing army of bitchyness! We could rule!

yeah, "could". 😛

Originally posted by Agent Elrond
maybe I'm a double agent 😖hifty:

In your dreams 😛

Ahem my mistake.
We Will rule!!!

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Ahem my mistake.
We [B]Will
rule!!! [/B]

Well, it could happen. My fearless leader has only posted here once. Without Tex to boss me around, I will roam the world in search for him before I EVER join some lesser army. 😄

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Well, it could happen. My fearless leader has only posted here once. Without Tex to boss me around, I will roam the world in search for him before I EVER join some lesser army. 😄

who?

Originally posted by Syren
I would help him to procreate naughty

But I would also burn all the Bjork CDs 😘

wut the hell does she even sing? i dont think ive ever heard her! 🙂

i would run away screaming✅......but i do that on a daily basis so....😕.👀

Originally posted by Smiling_Sadly
wut the hell does she even sing? i dont think ive ever heard her! 🙂

shes sings sum freaky sh*t......*sadly nods yes*

"It's oh, so quiet.......

Hmm....hmm.....

It's oh, so still.......

yada yada yada yada.....

UNTIL!!!

You ring that bell!!! Whaa whaaaa!!!"

Something along those lines, and I know I don't know all the words, but if I did I'd be a fan. And I'm not 😐

😂....

Originally posted by Tex
If I ruled the world everyone would parade about in sexy cheetah print thongs! 😮‍💨

...except BF, he would be naked at all times! drool

gawd you disturb me 😖

Deals deals *snap snap*

If tex ruled the world....

Well, there would be a definate flashback to the sixties, but without the good music

Its oh so quiet...shhh...shhh

Burn everything

[QUOTE]Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The manual on how to distract / overthrow / get rid of Tex and his rule:

[b]1. Place mirror in front of him

2. Only atempt to bribe Tex with Bjork trading cards, posters and other Bjork related merchandise, never money ❌

3. Steal his Gucci little black dress, the best, most expencive he owns, and threaten that if he doenst resign you will send him the dress...piece by piece.

4. Send Bork to Mars...he'll follow.

5. Lure him to lil bitchiness boot camp whip where we'd cut his hair and nails and make him ware trousers. Then he'd go into depression and resign. 😎

I wouldnt be surprised if he dose wear a little black dress
😂

AHAHAHAHAH! that hillarious!

im with Milla on this one, gawd i love that B|tch 😍