0. Fat ugly bastard I am
1. My hair color, brown sucks, I want the blonde from my youth
2. I have to shave EVERY 7 days! 😠
3. My damn father gave me his acne curse, and my mom said he had it in his mid-20's to, wonderful for me. 🙄
4. I can't get a job for anything at all
5. Weak as hell
6. Probably incredibly boring, cuz I somehow hardly have any friends off the computer
7. I sure as hell can never attract another girl ever now
8. I don't even wanna go on
Originally posted by JToTheP
Come to New Jersey with a tan, watch the girls swarm you.Come to New Jersey with a tan as a female, watch the guys be all up on you.
Come to New Jersey pale, watch girls mock you.
Come to New Jersey pale, watch guys try to kick your ass.
time to call the aqua teen hunger force... to the danger cart!!!