Help Me Get Sick

Alright, here's the scenerio.

My family is planning to go to Bulgaria for vacation. Although it seems promising, I just don't want to go. I rather bum around at home and shit.

So it leads me here. Someone give me some tips on how to get sick and ill. You know, getting all feverish. That way, they don't bring me along and I get to bum all I want.

Cool?

Goodness...can i go in your place? 😛

Lianslo, you gonna give tips or start whining? huh?!

ummm......... 😑

sorry , im drawing blanks here .

TIPS! T-I-P-S on HOW TO GET SICK.

Clear?

eat mold

drink pinesal....noo.... that would kill you.... 🙁 i'm not very good at this unless you want bad side effects like death....

What are you? Trying to be funny? beat it, Jay.

no... not trying to be funny 😂 .... i'm really serious 😐

pinesal, eh? haven't heard about it. I'll see if I can get my hands on a couple.

nooo its poisonis dude ... it will make you sick but in a bad way .... i was just playing there 😐

I knew that. I was just messing with you.

😂 😆 😂 nice

Really, i was. I knew it was poisonous. Really, i did.

so how long you got to get sick ?

August 26. C'mon. TIPS,TIPS,TIPS

drink lot of Vodka and say ur sick...although they'll smell the vodka..nevermind 😂

get Hydrogen Peroxide rub on your face (smells kinda bad)...then just say your sweating bad and you feel sick. Trust me, i told my friend to do it and it worked.

jeeze , alright already . im thinking on it . hold your pants on and be patient .

wouldn't that mess up his skin?

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