Help Me Get Sick

😂 ....um....
1. dont eat
2. stand out in the rain with no clothes on
3. eat a mixture of all of the foods that u hate
4. if all else fails PRETEND
5. i will try to think of some more

1. Eat alot of food.
2. get diareah.
3. act crazy.

See, thank you. A job well done. More please.

Eat at a place you know didnt pass the health inspectors test

wow that was actually a really smart 1 ✅ dont waste ur own food ❌ u will need it while home alone 🙂

Well, Just eat a lot of candy, that will get you sick. And maybe you'll enjoy it. I did.

Umm..don't do anything to kill urself..but just make it seem like ur sick..like start a warm up some water in the microwave or boil water and then when it gets really steamy put ur face over it so it would make ur temputure rise and it then would make u seem like u have a sweat prboem....never mind..thats a stupid idea

Lick doorknobs 😂

Have unprotected sex with a prostitute 👆

I dont know if this has been suggested but have a LONG bath in freezing cold water and put lots of ice in the bath tub.

Wouldn't I get hypothermia or something?

Ill help you fake it with some tips. But the only way I can get you sick is youll get very Ill. Try to make your self throught up by stick a finger towards the back of your mouth. and heat up the thermoniter

just dont heat a glass one . if you do it wrong and it gets to hot , the mercury can cuase the tip to explode .

put it on a light bulb. It wont blow up

Go to bulgaria and eat at a really dodgy restaurant and drink as much tap water as possible, that should do it 😉

I know, peal a bananna then put the bananna skin over ur feet, leve them for a while and that ought to give u fever! 😄 and i dont think he will die rto..

Drink some bleach.😘

get food poison that worked for me when i suppose to go to bulgaria.