Hugh Jackman Next James Bond

Started by TheFilmProphet60 pages

Just because Jackman hasn't gotten an Osacar or anything like that it doesn't mean he is a bad actor. After all he did win a Tony award at least.

ugly 😘 😘 😘

-He does not have deep set eyes
-He does not have blue eyes with a twinkle (Fleming description)
-He does not have a straight nose ( instead he has a LONG POINTY NOSE with a DROOPING NASAL TIP) that can poke the enemy's (or Bond girl) eyes out, or from the side, it looks like a clown or pinnochio)
-He does not have good cheekbone(in fact he does not have cheekbone on the left side of his face)
-I prefer someone who is natural ultra cool, coldness (sort of like Bale)(when HJ tries to be cool, he is dull--Van helsing anyone?)
-He speaks with one side of the mouth (have you ever seen Bond
speaks with one side of his mouth, man it sucks! Bond must have some lip muscle malfunction!)
-I prefer someone who is more aristocratic looking
-He has relatively small head compared to his body. It makes him
resembles a lizard, sometimes.
-He is not British. Have all British actors died? Many British actors are
more talented and good looking feature-wise than Jackman, why should
they be discriminated against the overrated Jackman?
-All his non x men films flopped big time and were *shudder* TRASH
-Jackman winning Tony only mean he cannot distinguish between acting and mugging.(A not-so-direct comparison will be Halle Berry winning Oscar means nothing, she still sucks in Catwoman and everything)
-He overdid everything and underdid one thing(Van Hellsing)

ah, I see you add the new phrases in bold now 😉

Hugh has not received a role yet where his acting has to be on an Oscar Award level yet which is why we haven't seen his best acting skills yet. Not too many people get an Oscar for an action film. 😉

👽 I heard that Eric bana has been chosen to play james bond

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Hugh has not received a role yet where his acting has to be on an Oscar Award level yet which is why we haven't seen his best acting skills yet. Not too many people get an Oscar for an action film. 😉

Who cares? He is overrated as an actor and a shit Bond. 😘

Originally posted by kanis
👽 I heard that Eric bana has been chosen to play james bond

there is a thread about him here too, but he already said twice he's not interested in it

Originally posted by dber
Who cares? He is overrated as an actor and a shit Bond. 😘

Sorry I forgot all you care about is men's noses 😂

Dber - Enough already! WE GET IT! We all understand your great dislike of Hugh Jackman - so now please just let it go!

Originally posted by Ahnold
Dber - Enough already! WE GET IT! We all understand your great dislike of Hugh Jackman - so now please just let it go!

I'm starting to think Dber is obssesed with Hugh Jackman or something.

Originally posted by Ahnold
Dber - Enough already! WE GET IT! We all understand your great dislike of Hugh Jackman

Yes, and so? And it's not just me who dislikes this overrated muppet, rest assured! And why discuss your wishful thinking that Jackman will get an Oscar in a JB board? Who cares seriously, it is almost as relevant as spam. And it is not like he knows the difference between mugging and acting!

Originally posted by dber
And why discuss your wishful thinking that Jackman will get an Oscar in a JB board? Who cares seriously, it is almost as relevant as spam.

Exuse me but I never once said I think he will get an Oscar for a James Bond film 😉

Of course he won't give his love affair with craptacular movies. And it's not like this is relevant in a JB forum , nor anyone will care! 😘

it is if he is considered to be the next Bond... but he isn't 😈

Alright Dber - I get it. And I'm sure that a lot of other people agree with you. Now please - JUST LET IT GO!

Originally posted by Ahnold
Alright Dber - I get it. And I'm sure that a lot of other people agree with you. Now please - JUST LET IT GO!

Can't comply with your request, governor! 😈

ah come on, lets keep it fun in here 🙂

Just trying to keep the peace, officer 😛

I am, not sure what the others are trying to pull here 🙁

Originally posted by yerssot
it is if he is considered to be the next Bond... but he isn't 😈

I already proved he was being considered in the past remember. 😉