Hugh Jackman Next James Bond

by himself 😛

Originally posted by yerssot
by himself 😛

I guess you just have memory loss then 😉

I gave you this link like two weeks ago when I told you he was being considered http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5580675/

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Sorry I forgot all you care about is men's noses 😂

-He does not have deep set eyes
-He does not have blue eyes with a twinkle (Fleming description)
-He does not have a straight nose ( instead he has a LONG POINTY NOSE with a DROOPING NASAL TIP) that can poke the enemy's (or Bond girl) eyes out, or from the side, it looks like a clown or pinnochio)
-He does not have good cheekbone(in fact he does not have cheekbone on the left side of his face)
-I prefer someone who is natural ultra cool, coldness (sort of like Bale)(when HJ tries to be cool, he is dull--Van helsing anyone?)
-He speaks with one side of the mouth (have you ever seen Bond
speaks with one side of his mouth, man it sucks! Bond must have some lip muscle malfunction!)
-I prefer someone who is more aristocratic looking
-He has relatively small head compared to his body. It makes him
resembles a lizard, sometimes.
-He is not British. Have all British actors died? Many British actors are
more talented and good looking feature-wise than Jackman, why should
they be discriminated against the overrated Jackman?
-All his non x men films flopped big time and were *shudder* TRASH
-Jackman winning Tony only mean he cannot distinguish between acting and mugging.(A not-so-direct comparison will be Halle Berry winning Oscar means nothing, she still sucks in Catwoman and everything)
-He overdid everything and underdid one thing(Van Hellsing)

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
I guess you just have memory loss then 😉

I gave you this link like two weeks ago when I told you he was being considered http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5580675/

Originally posted by yerssot
yeah, but I ment that he started it and others just picked it up... just like Bloom 😛

You will try anything to try to convince yourself Hugh Jackman will not play Bond won't you. 😛

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
You will try anything to try to convince yourself Hugh Jackman will not play Bond won't you. 😛

Not need to convince cause he ain't, he sucks major arse. I suggest you to talk about Hugh Jackman in his shrine forum with some middle age queen, not here. It ain't his freaking forum. 😘

but this is his freaking thread

Someone PLEASE close this thread! We've already established that Hugh is not going to be the next James Bond, as well as debated the pros and cons {cheers Dber} of the man himself. As Grace Jones said in AVTOK, what more is there to say?

that he still isn't one 😉

Ahnold... there are more threads in this forum that needs closing, but is it important?

Sigh ... I suppose not. I'm just trying to be as resposible a governator as I can!

shouldn't you go and have a fight then? 😛

Oh those carefree days are well behind me now old man 😛 !

Methinks that Dber has a personal vendetta against Mr. Jackman!

perhaps he's jealous of his nose? or porncareer?

He was not a porn star! I'm sure he was only joking in that interview he gave ...

well, I would be jealous of his porncareer 🙁

That's like being jealous of Mother Teresa's porn career! It makes no sense!

but at least he faked 😉

Originally posted by yerssot
perhaps he's jealous of his nose? or porncareer?

Something is seriously wrong with Dber. 😕

Originally posted by Ahnold
He was not a porn star! I'm sure he was only joking in that interview he gave ...

Why are you so sure? Is there any report on Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt or Van Diesel or Viggo Mortensen or Orlando Bloom or Eric Bana or any star under the heaven being a porn star?? Why did the media pick him (and Sylvester Stallone) particularly? The man admitted it himself and you are living in a delusional state to brush it off. And just before the porn story leaked out, there were constant reports of him sleeping with tens of hundreds of women in his prior career. 😠

Originally posted by dber
Why are you so sure? Is there any report on Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt or Van Diesel or Viggo Mortensen or Orlando Bloom or Eric Bana or any star under the heaven being a porn star?? Why did the media pick him (and Sylvester Stallone) particularly? The man admitted it himself and you are living in a delusional state to brush it off. And just before the porn story leaked out, there were constant reports of him sleeping with tens of hundreds of women in his prior career. 😠

Your problem is you take actor's jokes to seriously. 😉 The only thing he did before X-Men was theatre and independent films not porn films!!!