Hugh Jackman Next James Bond

Started by TheFilmProphet60 pages

Well you said this discussion was pointless then you said you were going to report me. 😉

oh no, I'll just report the thread so it can be merged with the other one and all threads about new JB will be at the same place, see? 😊

so, let's get back on topic cause fighting is indeed pointless

merging....

Originally posted by Evy_O

Secondly, I've heard this rumor about Hough too... though I was under the impression that it had been already dismissed in the other thread, Who should be the new Bond? ? 😖

and yea, he's sexy 😉 [/B]

His large pointy nose is sexy 😕 It can poke the enemy's eye 😂 😈

Or he can breathe fire through his large nostrils so the enemy will be burnt to death 😱

right, he has a good body, which porn star does not have? 😉 😮

Hugh's nose will have nothing to do with him getting the role.

Originally posted by dber
His large pointy nose is sexy 😕 It can poke the enemy's eye 😂 😈

Or he can breathe fire through his large nostrils so the enemy will be burnt to death 😱

right, he has a good body, which porn star does not have? 😉 😮

ok, so other people look like complete sh!t on the whole, Hough has a kinda big nose... what's the big deal here 😐 (doesn't bother me much really, his nose)

you... noticed his....... nostrils? 😑

and porn stars are NOT chosen with regard to fine/muscled bodies, but with regard to size of erm... y'know 😉

Originally posted by Evy_O
ok, so other people look like complete sh!t on the whole, Hough has a kinda big nose... what's the big deal here 😐 (doesn't bother me much really, his nose)

you... noticed his....... nostrils? 😑

and porn stars are NOT chosen with regard to fine/muscled bodies, but with regard to size of erm... y'know 😉

Your right movie executives won't be judging him based on his nose but whether or not he can play the role of James.

*cough* nothing by conjecture *cough*

He'll need to work on the ol accent.

Thats not a problem we already know he can pull it off without an accent remember X-Men 1 and 2.

-He does not have deep set eyes
-He does not have blue eyes with a twinkle
-He does not have a straight nose ( instead he has a long pointy nose
that can poke the enemy's eyes out, or from a certain angle, looks like a clown or pinnochio)
-He does not have good cheekbone(in fact he does not have cheekbone on the left side of his face)
-I prefer someone who is natural uber cool, coldness (sort of like Bale)(when HJ tries to be cool, he is dull--Van helsing anyone?)
-He speaks with one side of the mouth (have you ever seen Bond
speaks with one side of his mouth, man it sucks!)
-I prefer someone who is more aristocratic looking
-He has relatively small head compared to his body. It makes him
resembles a lizard, sometimes.
-He is not British. Have all British actors died? Many British actors are
more talented and good looking feature-wise than Jackman, why should
they be discriminated against the overrated Jackman?
-All his non x men films flopped big time and were *shudder* BAD.
-He cannot distinguish between acting and mugging.

Originally posted by dber
-He does not have deep set eyes
-He does not have blue eyes with a twinkle
-He does not have a straight nose ( instead he has a long pointy nose
that can poke the enemy's eyes out, or from a certain angle, looks like a clown or pinnochio)
-He does not have good cheekbone(in fact he does not have cheekbone on the left side of his face)
-I prefer someone who is natural uber cool, coldness (sort of like Bale)(when HJ tries to be cool, he is dull--Van helsing anyone?)
-He speaks with one side of the mouth (have you ever seen Bond
speaks with one side of his mouth, man it sucks!)
-I prefer someone who is more aristocratic looking
-He has relatively small head compared to his body. It makes him
resembles a lizard, sometimes.
-He is not British. Have all British actors died? Many British actors are
more talented and good looking feature-wise than Jackman, why should
they be discriminated against the overrated Jackman?
-All his non x men films flopped big time and were *shudder* BAD.
-He cannot distinguish between acting and mugging.

A little of this may be true but ask your self one question. Would I rather see Hugh Jackman or Orlando Bloom as the next Bond?

-He does not have deep set eyes

whilst moore or lazenby had?

-He does not have blue eyes with a twinkle

by common acceptance, connery was the best/among the best bonds ever, and he was BROWN eyed

-He does not have a straight nose ( instead he has a long pointy nose that can poke the enemy's eyes out, or from a certain angle, looks like a clown or pinnochio)

I've commented on his nose before, and I will again...
Look around you next time you go out, try to find at least ONE person with his flaw being 'not a straight nose'
Damn right I'd like all guys being like Hugh if there was to have a 'not straight nose' instead of beer bellies or non-broad shoulders or hairy backs ✅

-He does not have good cheekbone(in fact he does not have cheekbone on the left side of his face)

you gotta be kidding me 😑 who cares about cheekbones anyway?

-I prefer someone who is natural uber cool, coldness (sort of like Bale)(when HJ tries to be cool, he is dull--Van helsing anyone?)

hey... it's acting you're talking about, people don't give a sh!t about naturals, they want good ACTING 😛

-He speaks with one side of the mouth (have you ever seen Bond speaks with one side of his mouth, man it sucks!)

I happen to think that talking is kinda sexy 😄

-I prefer someone who is more aristocratic looking

you could have a point there, though I'd never rate moore as 'aristocratic', and I'm sure Jackman can be, if not aristocratic, suave

-He has relatively small head compared to his body. It makes him resembles a lizard, sometimes.

that's definitely not true, in fact, I can't understand where you saw that

-He is not British. Have all British actors died? Many British actors are more talented and good looking feature-wise than Jackman, why should they be discriminated against the overrated Jackman?

a) not all Bond actors have been British for crissakes 😐
b) again... your PERSONAL opinion about his looks, is not stable as an argument no2 ...cause to me, he's good looking and not overrated

-All his non x men films flopped big time and were *shudder* BAD.

...your point being?... 😕
(besides Van Helsing and Swordfish were nice imho, let alone Moore or Dalton or even Pierce Brosnan himself did NOT have a big film career before/after playing Bond)

-He cannot distinguish between acting and mugging.

again... please note the difference between a personal opinion and an (as objective as possible) argument 🙂

Sorry for being so passionate over this; I don't think he's the IDEAL Bond either. Just... better than others 😊

*takes deep breath* man.... that was long 😱

Hugh still looks like he could play the best Bond to me

no, best is Pierce 🙁

Yeah but Pierce is gone now 🙁

that's too sad to think of now 🙁
let's focus on Hugh 😱

Pierce gone 🙁 Hugh in 😄

apart from the obvious 😛

James Bond 2005

James Bond played by ?

Bond girl played by ?