Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
James Bond 2005James Bond played by ?
Bond girl played by ?
James Bond played by Eminem, Marshall Mathers
Bond Girl played by Brittany Murphy
Q wont be Q or R, but will be S played by Snoop Dogg, and won't be called S either, but will be called Shizzle
it will be a rap-music based plot revolving around the Wu Tang Clan's efforts to achieve world domination by flooding the markets of the world with dope ass rhyme and rap songs that make teeny-bopper fan-boys into mindless zombie minions... and only one man can stop them:
Jay-Bee, JB, James, Jimmy 'JB-Rabbit' Bond Jr...
werd!
James Bond: The Shizzle is Never Forcizzle in Da Bizzle, My Nizzle
coming to theaters July, 2005
Originally posted by Evy_O
[B]whilst moore or lazenby had?
That's why they are less successful.Deep set eyes are more cool and mysterious, not to mention more handsome,fits Bond better
by common acceptance, connery was the best/among the best bonds ever, and he was BROWN eyed
I've commented on his nose before, and I will again...
Look around you next time you go out, try to find at least ONE person with his flaw being 'not a straight nose'
Damn right I'd like all guys being like Hugh if there was to have a 'not straight nose' instead of beer bellies or non-broad shoulders or hairy backs ✅
unless there is no close-up shots, otherwise his Pinochio nose is tremendously annoying and un-Bond-like, it looks like wolf muzzle
you gotta be kidding me 😑 who cares about cheekbones anyway?
hey... it's acting you're talking about, people don't give a sh!t about naturals, they want good ACTING 😛
I happen to think that talking is kinda sexy
you could have a point there, though I'd never rate moore as 'aristocratic',
a) not all Bond actors have been British for crissakes 😐
Why not go for a Brit if many equal or much better are available. Jackman has the wrong look, wrong attitude.
I still think Hugh Jackman would play a good James Bond. So far it seems like Eric Bana will play James though http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f65/t302769.html
But since nothing has been signed yet Hugh Jackman still has a chance.
Originally posted by dber
[B]Hugh Jackman sucks. I repeat Hugh Jackman sucks!He was a porn star.
He has a face of a million TV actor, not to mention his face structure resembles a WOLF [/B]
Actually Hugh Jackman did theatre in Australia before playing Wolverine in the first X-Men and was not a porn star. I don't really know about his face structure since I don't stare at men's faces that much becaue I'm a man.
Originally posted by dber
[B]He confirmed that he was a porn star with USA TodayReporter"Is there anything he would refuse outright?
Jackman "I won't do any more porn," he says, "It's degrading. And the money just is not that good."
I HATE PORN STAR AND I HATE JAMES BOND PLAYED BY A PORN STAR
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NONSENSE. He did only theatre and independent films in Austrailia.
I fail to believe what you say is true.
Originally posted by dber
-He does not have deep set eyes
-He does not have blue eyes with a twinkle
-He does not have a straight nose ( instead he has a long pointy nose
that can poke the enemy's eyes out, or from a certain angle, looks like a clown or pinnochio)
-He does not have good cheekbone(in fact he does not have cheekbone on the left side of his face)
-I prefer someone who is natural uber cool, coldness (sort of like Bale)(when HJ tries to be cool, he is dull--Van helsing anyone?)
-He speaks with one side of the mouth (have you ever seen Bond
speaks with one side of his mouth, man it sucks!)
-I prefer someone who is more aristocratic looking
-He has relatively small head compared to his body. It makes him
resembles a lizard, sometimes.
-He is not British. Have all British actors died? Many British actors are
more talented and good looking feature-wise than Jackman, why should
they be discriminated against the overrated Jackman?
-All his non x men films flopped big time and were *shudder* BAD.
-He cannot distinguish between acting and mugging.
A little of this may be true but ask your self one question.
Actually all of these points are truth.
Originally posted by dber
[B]He confirmed that he was a porn star with USA TodayReporter"Is there anything he would refuse outright?
Jackman "I won't do any more porn," he says, "It's degrading. And the money just is not that good."
I HATE PORN STAR AND I HATE JAMES BOND PLAYED BY A PORN STAR
[/B]
Take it easy with the BIG letters, will ya?!?! 😉 They're like coming across an impending air raid notice... 😱
Originally posted by dber
[B]The uniqueness and attraction of Bond is its Britishness. It sucks and makes no sense that an Aussie (esp a big nose one) will play a British national icon that sells on its Britishness 😘 😠 [/B]
It won't matter that the actor is Australian just as long as he can play the role well.
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
It won't matter that the actor is Australian just as long as he can play the role well.
IT DOESN't MATTER HE DOES NOT POSSESS BOND PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTE. IT DOES NOT MATTER HE IS AN AUSSIE....SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER???? HE CANNOT EVEN MAKE A GOOD VAN HELSING! HE IS PROBABLY THE MOST OVERRATED ACTOR IN THE WHOLE WORLD. HE DOES NOT EVEN LOOK LIKE BOND. PURE #$%@