I Just Killed My Dad's Goldfish

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I Just Killed My Dad's Goldfish

omg i cant believe it ๐Ÿ˜•
the fishtank is on the kitchen table, and i got a soda out of the fridge, opened it and put it on top of the fishtank while i got some cookies out of the jar, i came back, forgot the can was opened and i knocked into the tank ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

the fishies are dying and i dont know what to do! im a murderer ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™

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MURDERER!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ

oh man i needed that laugh๐Ÿคฃ once again Sam uve given me just what i need๐Ÿ˜Š

but why wld they die frm soda?๐Ÿ˜‘

hehe you cruel person imagine that killing a fish, dont worry in 20 seconds they will forget they are dying and they will be fine ๐Ÿ™‚

aparantly goldfish hv really short memory spans - abt 3 secondsโœ…

so you dun hvta worry,they wun come after you when they're dead๐Ÿ˜ฑ

but my dad is gonna freak ๐Ÿ™

๐Ÿ˜‚ its funny im bigger, stronger and more than a head taller than him but im still scared of what hes gonna say.

i thought it was 3 secs lol but someone said 20 so i went by that ๐Ÿ˜›

oh no three of them are dead for sure, Barney, Joshua and Frank...noooooooo!!!!

Re: I Just Killed My Dad's Goldfish

Originally posted by total metalhead
omg i cant believe it ๐Ÿ˜•
the fishtank is on the kitchen table, and i got a soda out of the fridge, opened it and put it on top of the fishtank while i got some cookies out of the jar, i came back, forgot the can was opened and i knocked into the tank ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

the fishies are dying and i dont know what to do! im a murderer ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™

Im sorry Sam ๐Ÿ™...but...

Thats fecking hilarious!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

hehe now now be nice to the lad hes just suffered a horrible bereavment! lol

If there are any left you might still be able to save 'em just get a bucket or a big bowl, fill it with lukewarm water, put dechlorinator in if you have any, and throw the fishes in

Re: I Just Killed My Dad's Goldfish

Originally posted by total metalhead
omg i cant believe it ๐Ÿ˜•
the fishtank is on the kitchen table, and i got a soda out of the fridge, opened it and put it on top of the fishtank while i got some cookies out of the jar, i came back, forgot the can was opened and i knocked into the tank ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

the fishies are dying and i dont know what to do! im a murderer ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™

Fish them out and put then in the clean water maybe ๐Ÿคจ while you clean the tank....

๐Ÿ™ i should've known better than to post all this. all the fishies...gone... cry

AND YOUR LAUGHING ABOUT IT???? WHY??? DOES DEATH MAKE YOU HAPPY??? IS IT OKAY THAT THEY DIED BECAUSE THEIR ONLY FISH??? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK???? ๐Ÿ˜ 

I dont get it.
When you saw the fishes on the flaw, didnt you bother saving them?

lol good luck to that they are already dead. aww what a shame i like fishes ๐Ÿ˜ฎ one of them might have been related to Dori

Originally posted by Dirty Vader
I dont get it.
When you saw the fishes on the flaw, didnt you bother saving them?

Exactly my point...

What, did you just stand there and watch them die...

Seriously though if there are any left go and save 'em they're not dying because of the sugar or the coloring or whatever other crap they put in coke it's because of lack of oxygen (since the carbonation is CO2 it replaces all the oxygen in the tank)

Originally posted by total metalhead

[b]AND YOUR LAUGHING ABOUT IT???? WHY??? DOES DEATH MAKE YOU HAPPY??? IS IT OKAY THAT THEY DIED BECAUSE THEIR ONLY FISH??? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK???? ๐Ÿ˜  [/B]

Hey buddy, you're the one that killed the fish... watched them die with out saving them...๐Ÿคจ

โŒ i tried to get them out but do you know how hard it is to grab fish in water? there real fast and there as slippery as hell.

BUT i have managed to save 2. i put them in a glass of water well away from the tank so they dont have to see the bodies of their fishy friends ๐Ÿ™

lol actually good point bitchi he watched them die and wasted time tellin us about it ๐Ÿ˜‘

So you should replace all the water, put some dechlorinator in, get an airstone, and leave the tank for a couple hours before putting the fish back in