I Just Killed My Dad's Goldfish

sorry *hangs head* 😮 🙁

Their mascara would run 😉

Why dont buy three more tomorrow and then kill the new trhee golden fishes and start a new thread?

You can start a famous novel with a lot of chapters. Just try with different fishes: maybe red ones. And finally, maybe you can sell the story for good money.

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Buy a cat and tell your father that the cat ate the golden fishes 😑

❌ id just end up feeding the cat weed killer or something.

That's alright cats like weed killer, coughjustlikegodfishlikesodacough!

cry 😒
thats it, im calling the pound!!! 😠

gulp!

Sorry... 😛

😒 you better be. they do horrible things at the pound. they put a collar round your neck, not one of those cushy leather ones, a nasty spikey metal one which administers randomised electric shocks, and they lock you in small cages with other doggies. big bulldogs and great danes...and im sure you dont want to here about the prison sex ❌

Sounds like everyday life to me... No wonder I'm mentally fubar! 🤪

thats what happens when your traditional greeting to a neighbour is to sniff their butt. or hump them. from behind. without their consent.

What about run way a start a metal band named "The golden Fishes"

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Originally posted by total metalhead
omg i cant believe it 😕
the fishtank is on the kitchen table, and i got a soda out of the fridge, opened it and put it on top of the fishtank while i got some cookies out of the jar, i came back, forgot the can was opened and i knocked into the tank 😱

the fishies are dying and i dont know what to do! im a murderer 🙁 🙁 🙁

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wow thanx for that helpful support kozz 👆

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look what i discovered 😖mart:🪩

Originally posted by Anoushka
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but why wld they die frm soda?😑

because soda is a carbonated acid which would get into their gills and kill them...most likely it would clog their gills and they couldnt be able to breath, or the acid would react with their flesh, you see acid drys the water out of bodies, so if it gets on the fish it will take the moisture out of there little bodies

Originally posted by Deathblow
omg i cant believe it 😕
the fishtank is on the kitchen table, and i got a soda out of the fridge, opened it and put it on top of the fishtank while i got some cookies out of the jar, i came back, forgot the can was opened and i knocked into the tank 😱

the fishies are dying and i dont know what to do! im a murderer 🙁 🙁 🙁

OMG!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! MURDERER!!! 😆 😆 😆

wonder what happened to the li'l fishies now.....😕

😂 I remember this thread 😊