I Just Killed My Dad's Goldfish

in loving memory of Sam's dad's goldfish> fish

let's all say something nice for the li'l fishies in fishy heaven 😊

weep

Originally posted by Darth Revan
in loving memory of Sam's dad's goldfish> fish

thats mean cry

from now on i'm gonna call you Nivek 🙁

*whiney voice* but I wanna be Barfolemew cry

Shim sounds better, or speeshack, they roll right off the tongue ✅

Originally posted by Deathblow
thats mean cry

from now on i'm gonna call you Nivek 🙁

😱
then what abou the rest of us??🪩

Originally posted by Darth Revan
*whiney voice* but I wanna be Barfolemew cry

❌ the name has run its course

i moved on from furryman, its time for me to move on from barfolomew ✅

Originally posted by Anoushka
😱
then what abou the rest of us??🪩

you're the Indian Goddess, biatch. 😎

Originally posted by Anoushka
😱
then what abou the rest of us??🪩

i've already got names for everyone, i just dont use them 😮

Originally posted by Deathblow
i've already got names for everyone, i just dont use them 😮

care to share with us?😗

Originally posted by Deathblow
❌ the name has run its course

i moved on from furryman, its time for me to move on from barfolomew ✅

alright fine... I'm calling you Geetar then 😊

Originally posted by Darth Revan
you're the Indian Goddess, biatch. 😎

😱😮

bow down,my subjects 🪩

🤺 aye aye captain

anythings better than Sam. thats a dirty hooker's name ✅

Originally posted by Deathblow
anythings better than Sam. thats a dirty hooker's name ✅

like that hooker in LOTR?😱

Originally posted by Anoushka
like that hooker in LOTR?😱

wait, what hooker 😕

that hobbit made me ill with his sheer horniness 😘

Samwise was obviously Frodo's male escort ✅

Originally posted by Deathblow
Samwise was obviously Frodo's male escort ✅

and did such a great job of it too ✅