Why Doesnt Voldemort Just....

Started by Darth Sauron6 pages

Why Doesnt Voldemort Just....

Post things voldy could do to kill harry or dumbledore without all the fuss of a major plan and major best selling book ๐Ÿ˜‰

why doesnt voldy just....send a letter which is a portkey to harry, at night so nobody notices till its too late.

why doesnt he just pretend to be a girl then take harry out on a date then kill the bugger by poisoning his food

why doesn't he just... get a gun?

yeah ... bullets are quite fast ..

gun is a muggle thing...so i bet he wont

he could just take some students of hogwarts hair, get some Polyjuice potion, turn in to the person, go to hogwarts, and then kill him there

Why dosen't Voldie just send a terrible dissese though a maytrer desth eater posing as the new DADA teacher and take over the school once everyones lying down dead..BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

why doesn,t he just bloody do what the great necromancer nagash did(sory but i am a bit of a warhammer fan ) and cast a great death spell when nagash did it it kiled everyone in the whole flamin country i mean come on nagash is about half the power voldy is so one speol and bang everyone drops dead

Y dont he just walk in with all his DE and take ova the skool by taking some kids hostage ๐Ÿ˜„

true arghh pirate but still just get everyone to get sniper wands and fire avder kadarvers (i think thats how it,s spelt)

Yup.....4 an evil leader he aint dat smart he could just create a spell 2 blow up da skool

true or just drop a nuke on i i,d like to see dumbledore make a speel to block that HA!

why doesn't voldemort just drop down dead? then everyone will be happy ๐Ÿ˜„

๐Ÿ˜‚(these are all funny)

Why doesn't voldemort just jinx Harry's broom and make it fly to the moon. Then he can just take over b/c Harry's broom will have some sort of malfunction........LOL!

(not as good as others..but I tried ๐Ÿ˜„)

Why doesn't voldemort get a time turner, go back to when he was brought down with pettigrew and get him to kill harry instead?

Why doesn't Voldy go back to the night he tried to kill Harry and just take over from there? Past-Voldy would ge gone, so noone would realise that this Voldy is from the future! Then he could grab harry and drown him or something, because he cant use spells on him (I think)!

Y doesn't Voldie just start acting nice then murder Harry when every1 trust him (don't think that would work coz they would just exicute him) or...

Y Doesn't he just put Ron under the impdsjhfgdsu wateva curse and get him 2 do Harry in

Again, good question, Pirate Girl! ๐Ÿ˜„

And why doesn't he get Barty Crouch aka Moody to turn a book or something into a portkey and send him to Voldy that way? Why the big hassle with the cup?

Originally posted by ArrghPirateGirl

Y Doesn't he just put Ron under the impdsjhfgdsu wateva curse and get him 2 do Harry in

You have to be close to someone to put them under the curse, and Voldy couldn't get close enough to Ron (I'd stand in his way!! ๐Ÿ˜„ )
No, seriously, I don't think that would work.

Okay, guys, not to act like a wet blanket and all, but most half of things you guys said are highly improbable things Voldemort would do.