Why Doesnt Voldemort Just....

Soo....Its just 4 fun 😄

Thats a good 1 Merry Lover...It would b much easier😄

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Okay, guys, not to act like a wet blanket and all, but most half of things you guys said are highly improbable things Voldemort would do.

So? 😄 Its still fun to ask questions like that...me likes stupid questions...😄

Me likes stupid questions to and...anythings posible right Merry Lover 😉

Yey, my thread lives 😉

Why doesnt voldemort write an autobiography showing him as a misunderstood charity worker who doesnt mean any harm, he has just been given a bad name, the book will be reviewed by the quibbler whos sales have gone up since the harry interview so everyone believes him ✅

Then he could become a local celebrity and have one of those 'im a celebrity, get me out of here' things with harry where they are both put in the jungle along with other celebs like lockhart and albus D.

Then he gets his snake to act like a normal jungle python and sneak up on harry in the night and eat him ✅

highly probable 🙄 lmao! Dumbledore's prolly rig it tho... Harry-in-a-cage-24/7 or summit.

lol id tune in 4 that show 😱

We all would 😉

Voldemort should just attack the school with lots of F-16 or similar crafts, blow the griffyndor tower at night 😉

Or.... he should hire somebody to kill Harry. 😆

...pose naked for the daily prophet

that would kill anybody who saw

😆 LMFAO That is a good 1 I luv it HA HA HA HA HA HA

.......take polyjuice potion to imitate Dumbledore and then kill Harry or take him as prisoner

Y dont he just knock on the dursleys door and ask 4 harry coz he wants 2 kill him.....Im pritty shure they would hand him ova 😆

Originally posted by fanatos
Voldemort should just attack the school with lots of F-16 or similar crafts, blow the griffyndor tower at night 😉

Or.... he should hire somebody to kill Harry. 😆

Non mnagical devices like that go haywire around Hogwarts. "There's too much magic in the air."

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mst def ...

we kow that they go haywire....but it would still be cool...and its fun to post things like these....it gives us sumtin to do 😛 cuz i have nuttin better to do then get on here and chat

Place a computer controlled bomb near hogwarts, computer will bugger up, and bomb will go off.
Its not your fault 😉

Wrong place..wrong time

Why doesn't voldemort control Fred & George and make them blow up Hogwarts............or Professor Umbridge(don't think he'd have to control them to blow her up though.......😂)

Why doesn't Voldermort just turn to JK Rowling and finish the 6 book?

I like dat 1 Airangle Ur probally right 😄

make it umbridge then it'll be beta