Watto

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Watto

He should definately be in ep3

Just think of the lines he could say

like for example....when news reaches tatooine that the jedi council were wiped out by anakin
he could say

'I used to be his boss'

*sighs happily*

You have to have the blue man.

So who would you like to see in ep 3

Cameos say....people from the OT
People from ep1 who you dont see in AOTC?

It would be cool to see watto again. But I doubt he will appear in ep 3.

Yeah, but it would be good to see him 😄

i think watto will go into hiding 😄

"oh crap...i sold the dark lord's mother...RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!"

😂

Nah thats not like watto!

just imagine how cheeky he could be

Vader: *force choke*
Watto: whaddya think your some kind of jedi, force chokes dont work on me!

How does Watto know that Vader is Anakin????

no way. watto would crap the floor the moment he saw vader. 😄

Melkore: Its watto, he knws everything 😛

PVS: Doubt it 😛

man if i saw vader coming towards me, and i knew he was going to sabre me till i resemble an abatoir, i wouldnt be all 'spare me'

I would call him an ugly bastard ✅

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
man if i saw vader coming towards me, and i knew he was going to sabre me till i resemble an abatoir, i wouldnt be all 'spare me'
I would call him an ugly bastard ✅

and I would pay money to SEE that.

cry You want to see me die? 🙁

I would destroy him

it would go like this

sauron: vader, you are an ugly bas-s-s-s-s-------*choking*

vader: i find your opinion of me disturbing

More like

Sauron: Vader, i think your an ugly bastard.

Vader: *sobs* I know, im more machine now, than man, end my worthless existence before i become an outdated robaot who is cast out of celeb parties and must socialise with the rejects from I robot

i don't think there'd be any purpose for watto to be in ep3. to answer your original question about cameos, i think that seeing chewbacca is good enough for me. just as long as we don't see a teenage han or lando.

if i knew that vader was gonna kill me, i'd say

"look, you shoes untied!"

then i'd run around in circles as he says

"don't be such a fool, i've got you now"

as he points his saber at me, i scream as loud as i can and say

"you have a daughter"

"thank you and i shall kill her too"

and i run away as he chokes me and i take off my shoes, and with my last breath, i throw them at his head and knock his helmet off, it is a stalemate, we both die, but he comes alive again anslices me in to fillets and throws me on the grill 'til i am medium well.

long story short, he eats me, i poison him somehow, and bla bla bla.
he comes alive.

THE END (of my life)

i would say"hey you big vibrator you suck bad i hate you"lolll

Heh. Seeing Watto again would be cool, although it is doubtfull to happen, I wouldn't mind it. George shot a scene on Tatooine for Episode 3 while he was in the process of filming Episode 2. Maybe that could have something to do with Watto, but that is highly unlikely.

i would say.. bang bang vader! your dead! pow pow!! pu pu pu pu pow!!

"what a vivid imagination"

Brothers today, modern-day soul brothers, they act like they couldn't-a been slaves, they're like... "Sh--, if I was a mothaf---in' slave, man...f--- that s---, man! F--- that! I woulda been out there, right? I woulda been out there, and the massa woulda said 'Yo nigga, pick up that bale o' cotton,' and I woulda been like 'Yo man...suck my d---, massa! Suck my muthaf---in' d---! I ain't balin' s---! You bale the muthaf---in' hay, muthaf---a!' Then I woulda got in my Lincoln, and I woulda drove the f--- off! Massa can kiss my ass 'n' s---!"

It ain't like those muthaf---as wanted to do that s---...I'm quite sure the first dude off the boat said "Suck my d---." Then ten muthaf---as with whips said 'WHHPSHHH!' Then the rest of 'em said "We'll bale the s---, just kick the f--- back with the whips, muthaf---a."

Eddie Murphy, "Delirious" (1983)

I would to see watto in ep3 he brings so much life to the film. But I read in my starwars insider that he won't be in ep3 and that tick me off because he is one of my favorites I read that he might be at the end of return of the jedi on the dvd for now may force be with you.