Watto

Started by Ghetto Goblin2 pages

i would go and shoot myself if he was in it, i hate him as much as i hate jar jar.

"me wanna jo bagga" (or something like that)

"ya, well, me wanna jo bang you up biz-atch"

"whatta think your some kinda jedi talkin like your all tuff"

"well, actually, i do" *kills him*

It would be awesome darkside poetic justice if
Anakin destroys Watto.....

Then Jabba goes into hidding in the desert after he realizes,
Anakin/Vader has put Tatoonie under Martial Law....

Anakin: Confiscate all the parts and broken droids in this shop,
and take them to my room aboard my ship...

Clone Trooper: yes sir.....

one droid: BONG! BONG! BONG!

Clone Trooper: How do you turn it off!

Anakin: hit it on the noise! the noise!

*cough*

He says nose, not noise 😊
Sorry if it was a typo

I think if Watto was to appear at all in Episode III, he would just be seen at hard times, sighing, etc.

It's unlikely he'll be seen. I can't imagine a part for him in this one, but anything is possible.

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
He says nose, not noise 😊
Sorry if it was a typo

Darth Sauron, you were right.... 😛 freakin typo's

NOPE DON'T THINK SO.

😉

😑

I'd love to see him in the cantina or mos espas cantina gettin kettled on death sticks, i love the original cantina (it reminds me of my local watering hole though the star wars customers are far more pretty) 🍺

waddya think, your some kinda sith tryin' to choke me an' stuff, sith tricks don't work on me, only mon- ANI is that you?

*pulls hood back*

no, i am lord vader, and your are inferior, MUST KILL, MUST KILL.

*slices and dices*

Vader: I'm looking for someone Watto...hhhhhhpppppp

Watto: whatever it is I didn't do it!......wait! you're a Sith Lord!
Ani?????

Vader:That name no longer has any meaning for me....hhhhhppppp
I'm looking for Luke Skywalker...

Watto: hmmm well, let me see...I heard of a farmer a long way from here named Owen....at least I think that was his name...Owen...he might know...

Originally posted by Ken Benobi
Vader: I'm looking for someone Watto...hhhhhhpppppp

Watto: whatever it is I didn't do it!......wait! you're a Sith Lord!
Ani?????

Vader:That name no longer has any meaning for me....hhhhhppppp
I'm looking for Luke Skywalker...

Watto: hmmm well, let me see...I heard of a farmer a long way from here named Owen....at least I think that was his name...Owen...he might know...

Watto is a freakin tattle tail....
I hope Vader smokes him....

of course, unless he doesn't go to tatooine, then i just hope watto gets wasted and walks onto the track in the middle of a pod race.

What? You think youre somekind of jedi, waving that lightsaber around like that? Lightsabers don't work on me, only money.

heheheehehhe..... 😂

lol I liked your's Ken. 😆

i can see it now *wayne's world flash back*

watto: wooooo, WOOOOO.

pod racers: *zoom right by*

watto: u hu u hu. der... whattya thin' your some kinda women trying to hit me or sumtin'?

pod racers: *VVVRRRMMM* *SPLAT* *CRUNCH* *GAG* *FART*

watto: *screams like the little girl he is*