Arrgh who cares cant you tell this aint where you post stuff ups where ment to be getting drunk heer.
*shakes head at machete guy. Continues to imagine getting drunk while sipping sea water out of rum bottle*
Are we there yet??? I need to get drunk. Aye feel sooo um good when im not drunk 🍺 Hmmm isnt that a good thing
*after searching through stacks of empty bottles of rum Pirate girl finnaly manages to get together half a bottle of rum*
RUM YES YES YES
Yo ho, Yo ho,
A pirate's life for me!
We pillage and plunder and rifle and loot
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho;
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
Yo ho, Yo ho,
A pirate's life for me!
We extort and pilfer, we filch and we sack
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho;
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
Yo ho, Yo ho,
A pirate's life for me!
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
Yo ho, Yo ho,
A pirate's life for me!
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
Aye, but we are loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
*motions to random pirate theres a lot of them around here* does that look like Tortuga to you *pirate nodds* yes! alright everyone get to work on getting this ship over to Tortuga were not that far you cant slack off now
(I might not be able to be online for a while cause Im in trouble *gasp* just imagine I went off to find Jack when we get to shore Ill come back when I find him till then have fun without me *cries* Ta)