*closes cork on last bottle of "rum" which is actually salt water and motions for random pirate to come over* I want you to take this down to the little rats below deck tell them youve found another stash of rum but this was all that was left dont hint at all that I know theyre down there or Ill have to hurt you and I doubt either of us wants that *random pirate walks away with stash of "rum" Jessie stares out to sea* hopefully Jacks still in Tortuga I didnt think itd take this long to get a crew...he better still be there I doubt theyll believe me after a while and theres no Jack and no rum cause theyre finishing it off so quick *looks around sees no one* what the bloody hell they better all be dead and not below deack getting drunk
Arrgh
*gets up of floor*
oww
*sees all the pirates getting drunk. Smiles to self. The captain can never stop them from drinking rum. Pirates hads her a bottle of rum*
"found another stash here ya go"
*hmm havnt seen him around before. shrugs shoulders and drinks the rum*
Hmm Weird that kinda tasted funny. Aye all well
*shrugs again and finishes of the bottle of rum*
*10 min. later* Im guessing it didnt work *fires gun into the air several pirates come running up the stairs to see what happened* get the rest of your little friends up here...now *pirates run back downstairs dragging pirategirl and tassie and any other drunk pirates* now I should shoot you all *looking at gun* but I think youve already given yourselves a worse punishement considering youve drunk all the rum *aims gun at them* but if you dont get to work now I can always put you out of your misery