Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

I thoguht it would taste like cheese...*tastes moon* hmm cheese coffe!!!!!!!!!

Meh!!
*goes off in search of rum and finds Jessie's corpse*
Oh Look a dead body!!
*turns it into a couch*
TrALALALALALALALA
*being totally unpirateish*

ohh APG lets have a potatoe sack race *grabs potatoe sacks* on your mark....get set.....GO!!!!!!!!!

*starts racing then realizes her potatoe sack is acctually a banana sack*
Arrgh Bloody Hell
*watches TB668 win*
crybaby
*goes and gets totally wasted & does a britny spears and marries some stranger*
Who the hell are yuo?
Stranger: Ur Husband
APG: Arrrhhh NOOOOO
*shoots husband*
Muahahahahahahahahhahahahahha
*well Im going back to follow the now yellow icing cake crumbs 2 treasure. Wanna join?

APG sorry for beatin ya i got a surprise *pulls out jack* here!!!!!! You can pull a britney on him!!!! *gives jack to APG*

YAY
*does a Britany with Jack*
Ha take that JDG I married Jack
*drags Jack off 2 follow the cake crumbs*
Where off to find the treasure the wonderful treasure of Oz!!

Ohh i wanna come *grabs Will* wait for us!!!!!!!!

OK
*waits*

*Pulls a britney with will* Ok we are now....*gasps*....APG we could start our own club...it would be called The first pirate wives club *jumps up and down* yay now we can go!!!!

YAY
*starts following cake crumbs*

*follows APG hanging on to Will* lalalalalalalalala

*follows cake crumbs and walks stright into a box*
Ow
*reads sign on box*
-DO NOT OPEN-
To Open? Or Not to Open?
OPEN!
*opens box 2 find.......*

*we find brad pitt* to keep or not to keep??? *finds another box* hmmmm *opens to find...*

*...a bubbling pot full of fried Noodles*
Hmm Noodles!!!
*eats some Noodles*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOO!!!!

*eats a noodle* hmm they need a little sauce *pulls out soy sauce* mmmmmmmmmmm ok now what shall we do with our new husbands?

Hmmmm
*runs off with Jack*
GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH *grabs rum and starts to sing* We burn up the city we're really a fright, drink up me earties ya ho!!!!!!!! *kisses will madly* Ahh life is good!!!!!!

*pissed & dancing with Jack*
Gulmp Went the Little green frog 1 day! Gulmp Went the Little green frog Gulmp Went the Little green frog 1 day! Gulmp Gulmp Gulmp
But we all know frogs go POP in the microwave POP in the microwave POP in the microwave We all know frogs go POP in the microwave
They don't go glump glump glump!!

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tinkerbell married my baby wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not fair wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine den i get barbossa!!!!! *marries barbossa 😛 hmph

WE ALL KNOW FROGS GO PO IN DA MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!!!POP IN DA MICRO WAVE