Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

*throws coconut at APG* We have the treasure already lets crack this baby open MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

APG: Oh I new that
*grabs hold of Jack again then goes over to help open da cheast*
Grrr It wont open

Rummy: *comes back*
Er APG Ur opening it at the wrong side!!!

*drags Will over* Ok I have a blacksmith for a hubby....he can open it!!!!!

APG: Yay!!!
*gets some rum ready 2 celebrate*

*Will opens it finnally* hmmm lets go see whats in it.

*We crawl to see whats in it...*

*earie music starts playing*

APG: Hey where is that comming from?
*looks behind her*
Rummy!

Rummy: *holding tape player*
What?

So whats in the box....*grabs jack and tells him* Go check...

Rummy: *falls in box*

APG: ARRRRRRHHHHH there is a monkey in da box!!!
*hugs Jack*

Rummy: *jumps out of box*
No there aint there is...
*pulls out a pink flamingo suit, a giant cookie, a magic wand, a Wiggles cd, a stack of green banana's and a voodoo doll*

APG: YAY Treasure!!!

*grabs giant cookie* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... I love cookies!!!!!!!!!

APG: *forces Will into da flamingo suit*
He he He Pretty birdy

Rummy: *gets magic wand and turns APG into a frog*
Oops

APG/Frog: Ur sooo dead Rummy

Rummy: Aaaahhh Hey wait a minute wat was dat song u wree singing?
We all know frogs go POP in da microwave

APG/Frog: Aaaaahhhhh No turn me back

(is confused)
*grabs APG and turns her into a frog*
*gets tinkerbell and turns her into a microwave*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
DO u no what happens next APG??
*puts APG/frog into the microwave/tinkerbell*

Noooooooooooooooooooo
POP!
*magically appears next 2 J#1and is a human again*
Weird How did dat happen!

*puts u back in microwave*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
*invents a "force" so u cant pop back out*
LOL

*in microwave but hasn't gone pop yet*

*is waiting for APG go go BANG*
LOL
*puts face up against the screen of the microwave and taps foot impatiently*

*just as J#1 puts face up 2 microwave APG slams microwave door open in her face*
SUCKER
*grabs her rum then walks off with her husband*
Muahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
drunk

JDG: wtf??......😑.....*is really confused....*
u sxpect me 2 read 3 pages?...HA!
*watches APG burne up in da microwave*
Cheeco: (sry i 4got about him AGAIN)......*looks at rummy angrely*....hmph!!!
JDG: *looks at cheeco* what's up yer bum 2day cheek????...
Cheeco: DON'T CALL ME CHEEK......

(Ill tell u what happened then I did a britany and married a stranger, then I shot him. Tinkerbell made me feal better by making me do a britany with Jack MUAHAHAHAHAHA Then she did a britany with Will then IAP did a Britany with Johnny & then we started a pirate wifes club then we followed then yellow cake crumbs and found some tresure and blah blah blah blah)

APG:Er JDG Im out of the microwave Now DER!!!

Rummy:*bites Cheek*

Originally posted by ~Johnny.D_Girl~
JDG: wtf??......😑.....*is really confused....*
u sxpect me 2 read 3 pages?...HA!
*watches APG burne up in da microwave*
Cheeco: (sry i 4got about him AGAIN)......*looks at rummy angrely*....hmph!!!
JDG: *looks at cheeco* what's up yer bum 2day cheek????...
Cheeco: DON'T CALL ME CHEEK......

😆 u cant watch the micro wave coz APG has already got out....
DER.....LOL............ 🙄

APG: I just said that DUH!!!
*squishes J#1 in da microwave and makes her go POP!!!*
🙂 Muahahahahaaahahahahahahaaaa
*goes back 2 drinking rum*