Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Rummy: I didn't know u where gay Gilbert!!!

(Meh means dunno)

gilbert to aip- ahh shes a protective mother

gilbert- I AM NOT GAY... alright maybe just a little *winks at rummy* but i want elizabeth! *grabs elizabeth*

Rummy: Fine then b that way Hmph

*comes out of hiding* HEY!!! GIMME MY MONKEY!!!! *chases after IAP* OK I DIDNT WANT TO DOT HIS BUT.... *grabs rum and dangles over cliff* gimme the monkey or the rum gets it!!!

i dont have ET! gil does!

*gilbert goes over to tinkerbell and pushes her off the cliff* well.. we lost some rum, but now i can have Elizabeth *goes to ET* can i call you Eli?

Rummy: *pissed off*

APM: Nooooooooo U killed the rum

*yells from bottom of cliff* that was all the rum you idiot!!!!!!!!!!! ha now we have none just great!! *climbs back up and knocks out gilbert* stupid guy!!! *grabs ET*

gilbert- *looks up to sky and tries to do what iap did by being nice to god* god your a the best *nothing happens* OK WHERE'S THE RUM!? I WAS NICE TO YOU!

APM: Wat No rum EEEK
*faints*

Rummy: *mauls gilbert*
This is all ur fault

*makes hubby use connections again* yay!!!....*helicopter comes with a box that says RUM on it* Gilberts banned from the rumm muwahahahahaha!!!

iap- GILBERT YOU STUPID BABOON! now we have nothing!

iap- *remembers invented rum she had earlier* oh yea! member the elegant rum, blue rum, monkey rum....which Gilbert will be having none of that!, bum rum etc?

YAY helicopter rum!!

APG: *grabs rum*
Yay!!!!!

leeeeeeeeeeeeeeets party!!!!! *gives ET rum too* animals are alcoholics too!!!!!!!!!!!

Rummy: Duh

gilbert- *goes off and makes an "Im Sory" poster and gives it to the pirates*
i wont flirt with ET anymore tinkerbell
*goes off to find rummy*
*puts arm around rummy*

Rummy: Im loved

i dunno why people ay alcoholizims a problem?? *watches jack run off cliff* he'll be ok!

ET: *stares at jack* thats promiseing

LOL

gilbert- rummy yes you are loved very much

iap- *looks at apm* i thought my baboon wasnt gay *sad* i thought he was just a regular baboon... maybe a little bit miniature, but still straight....