Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Rummy: Yippy

APM: *looks cnfused but drinks rum anyway*

so now what can we do???

APM: Get drunk..........Oh wait..........I already am He He He 😆

Rummy: *pours rum on ET*
😛 Ha Ha

ET: *punches rummy* idiot.

nooo too much to read! *hides under rock*

Rummy: Ow
*jumps on Jessies head*

gilbert- i feel so left out
i lost my rummy, i lost my ET! i say all 3 of us should get married!

*sees a boat* hey look a boat!!! *goes to boat* OMG *runs away screaming* ITS ELIZABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides under rock*

JDF: *skraches head*..... 😑
Cheeco: *looks at ET in wonder*..........and u r?....
Mort: ~comes back from the dead...MAGICLY~
hey every1.....wazzup??? *looks at rummy*.....hey.. 😄 😉
JDF: where'd u come from mort???...bloody gay munki'z!!!
(mort is a monkey of mine that got killed ages ago btw!!! LOL)

gilbert- *puts rummy and ET next to eachother and kneels down before them* will you marry me? *hands both monkies a diamond ring and 100 pounds of rum*

*looks at gilbert* you are very strange...

iap- *looks at gilbert* stupid baboon! get away from the happy couple! go marry mort or someone else!

ummm...what is going on? what did u all do since i was last here? no one stole jack from me did they? *looks suspiciously at everyone* who's gilbert?

gilberts a baboon, and um yeah someone stole em...but i wont tell who muwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

APM: *slaps JJ*
Excuse me but Jack is MY husband
*gets rum and drinks happily*

Rummy: Er.....Am I married 2 2 munki's now?

*looks at rummy* nope just ET!!! *looks at APM & jj* uh-oh theres gonna be trouble!!!

*runs away with jack* i beg ur pardon but he is NOT ur husband!

gilbert is my miniature baboon that i thought was a monkey

gilbert- *takes back rings and rum and goes over to cheeco and kneels* will you marry me? *hands cheeco 200 pounds of rum and 2 diamond rings*

wait i thot someone stole him?

ET: oh well ive got this idiot, why do i need two??

Be nice to your hubby, *orlando tries to grab water* NO ORLANDO *yanks leash* drink this it makes you feel better!! *gives hubby rum*