Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

We DID have a ship!! *Looks around for my big ship with black sails*

Okay, where did it go??!!

*Runs in front of Rum* NOw, we're gonna be stuck here for a while, i suppose. While we're here, NO BURNING OF RUM........ please.

Jack: *looks up realizes everyone has left except Jessie who seems to be talking to herself* Jess Jess *walks over to her* Jess *waves hand in front of her face* Jess?
Jessie: *looks up* wha huh whatd ye want
Jack: *startled at how drunk she is considering shes usually the adult one it makes sense to me* um were sort of going to the ship now
Jessie: *waving her hand around* yea yea Ill be there in a minute
Jack: *starts to walk away then turns back realizing Jessie past out* alright then *picks her up and carries her to the Pearl*

I have the matches to make fire and be warm*takes matches and puts inbag for saftey* i put them in a good place and safe so i wont cause an accident and burn the rum hey every body make sure ELIZABETH isnt here or else shell find me matches and burn the rum!!!!!!!

holy shit!!!!!!!(excuse my talk)
i've a hell of a lot
*takes a drink*

*Jos storms in with angry look on her face* HEY!! Where be Jack?! I've a bone ta pick wiv 'im! *Looks around, glaring*

how should i no???*loox at babossers child in wonder*
u drunk??? hummmmmmmmmmm.......u must be!!!

Arrgh hello are we going yet i wanna get drunk again. Where be jack he is bringing Jessie *looks around*

johnny.d girl and i am stuck on an island ****WHERES THE RUM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*****

arghhh pirate girl how r ya!!!!!! its me kacie!!!!!!!!!!

****crys out to the entire universe********'but whys the rum gone!!!!!!!!!!'

*Jos shrugs her shoulders and gives Jack up for a lost cause (at the moment)* May as'ell keep drinkin' *Holds up rum bottle* Howsa 'bouts a song. Aye? *smiles around at everybody and downs half the bottle in her hand* YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR MEEE! WE PILLAGE 'N PLUNDER, WE RIFLE 'N LOOT! DRINK UP MEEE HEARTIES YO HO! WE KIDNAP 'ND RAVAGE 'N DUN GIVE A HOOT! DRRINK UPP MEEE HEARTIEESS! YO HO! Sing it with me!

YO HO ITS A PIRATE LIFE 4 ME *screams at barbosses child***BUT WHY DO U GET ALL THE RUM BUT WHYS MY RUM GONE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***

oh i thorght u left us?!?!?!?!?!?!
and shannons finaly back!!!!
good 2 here
*offers both a rum bottle*

Now where be Jack and Jessie??

*looks around for arrghpirategirl*

Yes! *Takes another big swig of rum🍺* Wherre bee shJack Sperrow?? Ey? *Starts swaying slightly. Finishes the bottle of rum she's holding and starts on the next* WEE EXTORT 'N PILFER, WE FILCH AND SACK. DRINK UP ME HEARTIESSS YO HO! MARAUD 'ND EMBAZLE AND EVEN HIJACK. DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!

Jack:*taps on window only getting Tassie attention who goes out on the street with him* do you know who that girl is? *points to Jos, Tassie shakes her head* well first off Im pretty sure she wants to kill me...and also Im pretty sure shes Barbossas daughter *Tassie looks completely confused* just get her gun and any other weapons she has away from her or just hit her over the head with an empty bottle

I think we should do both- hit her over the head, then take her weapons (and her rum and chocolate). But we might want to make sure she will be knocked out for a while, and have a ship ready to leave. Where would we go?

YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR MEE! *Jos takes a swig from the bottle she is holding* nothing beats a fresh bottle of rum. *Looking around she turns to the nearest pirate* Matey! Ye seen Jack Sparrow 't'all? Orr does eveee body jus' sit 'round 'n be ablivioos ta wats 'app'nin' 'round 'em? *Taking up another bottle of rum and waving it infront of their face* ill make it worth ye while *smiles at them, swishings the rum around some more.*

Arrgh Im heree *looks completly drunk* Ahoy maties *smiles dumbly then falls on face* Owwwwww. *gets back up and looks at Jos* Who the bloody hell are you?????

what???..........................where r talkin' bout me???*thinks for awhile*
don't hit me and take my things