Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Started by kazzi_luvs_orli462 pages

*stumbles into the water and is saved by a pack of turtles* dying of lack of rum *chokes on turtle poo*Falls into the sand * look a sand ANGEL!!!!!*

u stole my ending
(lol sound fomillia???)
oh well u'll never fint us coz u r ridding crap machine turtles
mmmmmaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
LOL

*Spins around in response to all the chaos, and sees Jack out on the street with a woman who seemed to be his daughter. Storming up to him to gets in his face* YE KILLED ME FATHER! I AUGHT TA KILL YE! But I ain't like that. *stepping back a pace Jos looks Jack up and down* What happened Jack? Why'd ye kill Barbossa? Why'd ye orphan me eh? *A crashed look crosses her face* What be his last words?

*Looks at Jack confused*
Why the bloody hell do ye want me to hit her?? Aren't ye the man here??

*pushes Jack* You go do it then

*goes off in search of more rum*

ah that's funny😄

Jack: *to Tassie* well its a little late for my plan now innit *turns to Jos* well um first I killed him cause he tried to kill me about 5 times and marooned me on an island and took my ship and second I had no clue he had a daughter and I believe his last words were "I feel cold" which really why it crossed his mind at all it makes really no sense to the whole thing and why he didnt try to shoot me with the last ounce of strength he had and what not *Jack keeps rambling on until someone stops him*

who r u trying 2 hit???

(were trying to hit Jos cause shes trying to kill me well maybe she isnt but o well)

oh right!!!
i'll help then k
*gets pistol out*
die die maaahahahahahaaaaaa*evil laugh*

She said she didn't want to kill him, and you might not want to start something. . .maybe she has a sister or something. . .

ok ok i'm the most confused porson in the world!!!!!!!!!

Johnny killed barbossa, so barbossa's daughter came to get vengeance or whyever she is here, so if you kill/hurt her, her sister, if she has one, will come to get vengeance or whatever on you. however, she said she didn't want to kill jack, so theres no need to be hurting her. unless she tries to steal our rum.

Trust me, ur never as confused as i am.

thnk u 4 setting me straight
ok i've got it
lets all talk it over with the good old faithful RUM!!! mahaa
*grabs some rum and hands every1 a bottle*
now drink up me hearties yo-ho

"I feel cold" were his last words *Jos looks down for a moment considering. Looking up at Johnny D. Girl* I'd be puttin' thaat away if I be ye. *Looking back to Jack* Rum? I 'ave Rum? Enough Rum for four *Looking at Tassie & Johnny D. Girl* Care ta join mi? *Starts walking towards a tavern. Looking over her shoulder* Feel free ta come along. 🍺 🏴‍☠️

hummmm what r u up 2???

putting what away??.......................................oh my pisstol?
*puts pisstol away and looks at jos and thinks of taking tha offer of free rum*

Rum, free of charge... What is there to think about?! *Stops in doorway of a tavern, waiting for Tassie's, Jack's & Johnny D. Girl's reply*

yeah

*looks at jos*
yeah not drinks all around

*can i drown johhny.d girl plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*!!!!!!!!!!