Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

👽: *takes APG away*

APG: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh somebod heeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppp

Tink: WHO'S GONNA HELP YOU...YOU WERE STUCK TO US REMEMBER???? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ET: hey...where did the 3 stooges go?

👽: Bfg sdfryfcdigfl uewrhwe

APG: *stops screaming*
Wat was that?

Tink: *stares at aliens hideing behind APG* ummmm in english please?

👽: No speaky english

APG: U just spoke english

~meanwhile~

PiB: *poking Tinks hubby*

Rummy: *taking ET on holidays😄*

Tink: yeah u just spoke english!! Errr can we go home? Do you have any rum? Can I have a dollar? *runs behind APG*

ET: where are we giong Rummy?

Orli: ummmmm...*looks at PIB* can u stop pokeing me now?

PiB: Um...No *continues poking*

Rummy:uh....somewhere

APG: Yeah do u

{smilie]alien[/smilie]: Meh?

iap- *takes out sword and points it at aliens* AYE AVAST!

gilbert- *throws party cuz IAP is gone*

APG: *does same thing* Squggily Pin Buckles

👽: Gahaaa dsjf iasrjjw

APG: Uh.....

*alien melts sword with eyes*

iap- uh... that cant b a good thing....

APG: Um.....RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
*starts running but hits wallwallbash
Awwwwwwww This is NOT my day 😄

iap *watches apg hit wall and then yells 2 the aliens* HURRY SOMEONE! GET HER RUM! SHE NEEDS RUM! quickly or you will lose her!

👽: We dont speak english sorry

ApG: Wat U speaking it again
*falls ova*

👽: Uh I mean..dhsua sufhw auwe weydb waue

GIVE HER RUM GIVE HER RUM GIVE HER RUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*after this continues for about 5 minutes an alien gives up and gives iap some rum 4 apg*

iap-takes rum and drinks it *looks up at aliens watching her* uh oh yea.... *gives apg some rum* ere you go mate...heh...

APG: RUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM
*sculls it and becomes............*
SUPER APG!!!!! 😛
*kills off all the aliens*

👽: *dead*

APG: *rum wears off*
Hmm........Now wat???

iap -why didnt i get super powers?!!

*spacecraft is hurtling toward distant planet since there are no aliens to control it*

iap-uhh........... maybe i should do something *steps up to controls* now what button should i use *looks at buttons* there are only 3 choices: icecream, avacado, or flamingo...hmmmmm

APG: FLAMINGO
*pushes Flamingo button*
................Uh.......................*looks around*
Wat did it do???

iap-*hits other 2 buttons and waits*
eh??
*flamingo, icecream, and avacodos appear on a kitchen table*
maybe we are in the wrong control room???

APH: Must b
*opens door and walks into bathroom*
Hmmm....Look at all these buttons 😄

iap- *pulls apg out of bathroom* stop foolin around! *wonders* do you have ADD?
*sees 1 👽 not fully dead yet*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *jumps on apgs back* KILL IT!!!! DONT LET IT GET ME!!!!!!!!!