Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

APG: But I don't Have super Powers no more
*puches IAP in front*
Its ur turn U Kill it

😕 ummmmm....

*looks at empty bottles of rum 2 see if there is any left---nothing*

maybe.....*pushes icecream button and starts to eat it, hoping it will give her super powers--nothing*

ok then.. *pretends icecream made iap weaker instead of stronger so apg will have to kill the alien*

(meanwhile we are still crashing toward unknown planet)

APG: Uh...U R Sooooo Lazy
*pulls out sword*
SUper Nappy Lipstick Heels

👽 : *drops dead*

APG: Hmm....Now how hard was dat??

iap- PHH!

*jumps back up* ok now about this crashing problem

*looks into another room* ok these controls say: "go to nearest planet" or "go home". WELL the obvious choice is-- *hits "go to nearest planet"*

there! now we wont crash into this floating rock!

APG: Good 😄...........Hmmmm.......*goes off 2 find kitchen*

*lands on planet*

iap- wow are we on earth already??

APG: *looks around*
Wow earth has changed A LOT
*watches little pink fairys buzz around chasing big orange bears*

interesting... very interesting....

*watches a book with arms and legs walk by*

hi

ello salima

we are killing 👽 right now

Tink: look people like me!!!!!!!! *watches little fairies whizzz by* But ummmmm why are there 3 moons? I don't think we're on earth any more guys...*runs behind IAP and APG*

ET: *partying with the rest of the monkeys and things back on earth*

<<so you're a fairy?? not a pirate... ok thats good to know for the future! lol>>

iap- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TINK! 3 moons! phh! earth doesnt have 3 moons! *looks up to sky to proove she is right and starts to count* 1, 2... uh.... 3, 4! 4 moons! see i told you there wasnt 3 moons!

gilbert-hmph.. i wonder where iap went? *continues doing whatever he was doing*

(I'm a pixie pirate...thank you very much!!! LOL)

Tink: *smacks forehead* earth has 1 big moon...not 4!!!!!!!!

APG: Hmm..We aint in the Caribbean no more Tink 🙁

~Meanwhile~

PiB: PARTY PARTY
*dancing on table*

Rummy: *stuffing as much cakes in his mouth as possible 😄*

(ahhh a pixie pirate 😎 i had to look up what pixie meant but i understand now lol)

iap- oh yea youre right! earth only has 2 moons and this one has 4 *feels all smart*
look! *points at a wedding ceremony being held by a rat in a spedo, and a tiger and a porcupine getting married*
ooh a wedding! *throws rice stuff (or whatever that is that people throw at weddings) onto the bride and groom*

APG: YAY Weddings ......Wheres da rum 😱 drunk

DRINKS ALL AROUND

rat in spedo: oh yes! there will be a buffet in a few minutes. you're invited! *plans to eat the pirates.... and the pixie pirate* too bad there arent any monkeys here

gilbert- *at party thinks randomly* im glad no one has ever tried to eat me

APG: *starts partying*

~meanwhile~

Rummy: *bored*

PiB: *sigh*.......Im soooo hungry Weres APG she meant 2 feed me 🙁

Tink: Ohhhhhh a wedding...do you think they will have rum??? Oh well so whats on the menu...lets see...*looks on menu and sees all three of them*...errrr...guys?

ET: Rummy where did the cake go...you know the one that the stripper was in...you didn't...STUPID RUMMY!!! *stomps off*

Rummy: There was a striper in da cake???? It had a bug on it so I threw it in da bin

~meanwhile~

APG: *looks at menu*
Hey that looks like me
*glares at rat*