Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

<<<......goh....well i can't write much if u don't 😬 >>>

*closes eyes to not have to see mort & gilbert* 😖
wait, zombies.... did someone say zombies.......... aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😐 *runs like hell out of the factory, then sees name sighn above the door: willy wonka rum factory* 😍 *runs in again* sorry, zombies or no zombies, i'm Never leaving this place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍

Zombies: *starts chasin El*
SLUGS SLUGS SLUGS

😆<<<i g2g....cya'z 😄 😉 xxoo>>>

cya!!
*hides under blanket (that just happened to be there)* make t go away, please, make it go away

gilbert- (to mort) are you sure you will never love another?

iap- (to miya sparrow) how do we know who gets te 3 bottles of rum if no one won? 😑 hmmm oh well
*goes over to zombies* hi! i'm iap! whats you're name?

forgot to mention that part *shrug shoulders* where did the zombies come from anyway *shakes zombies hand comes off in her hand dropps hand*....um uh BYE! *runs over to the other side of thread and curls uo into a ball and rocks back and forth* no more zombies mama no more zombies mama..........

iap -*slaps miya sparrow*

GET OVER HERE AND DO A PROPER INTRODUCTION!

*glues zombies hand back on* ok miya, now gently, gently..... there ya go

*finger falls off and zombie gets out large bat* maybe, just maybe........ we should go back to your idea of curling in a ball in the other side of the thread

LOL 😆

*turns into invisible blanket to hide from zombies* why the feck are there zombies anyway?

<<<coz........APG was bored 😆 >>>

JDF: I LUV ZOMBIE'S!!!! 😱 *goes 2 chat with them*

Mort: bloody pirates.........*goes an OLLLLD rum bottle and smashes it on 1 of the Zombi's heads* NA NA NA NA NA NAAA!!! *runs*

Cheeco:bloody MUNKI'ZZZZZ.........*jumps on IAP's shoulder* Ello 😄

Mort: (2 Gilbert) i sware on my dead mother's,sisters,cousin twice removed that i'll never cheat on u....EVA!!! *puts on re-asuring smile* 😄 😄 😄

APG: *starts dancin round like a luno*
IM A MONKEY IM A MONKEY

Rummy: Uh...NO I am a monkey

APG: No ur not ❌

Rummy: Im not 😑

PiB: Ur a pile of shit Heh Heh shit

Cheeco: *over-hear's* hhhhhaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA...*keeps laughing*

Mort: omg........*goes 2 gilbert and hugs him* i luv u 😄

JDF: i NEED a drink.......*goes 2 find rum*

Rummy: Im a pile of shit 😑

APG: Yup ✅

Rummy: But I don't wanna b 🙁

PiB: *laughs with Cheeco* 😆

shit

<< Oh & dont u just write a lot *cough* >>

iap- (whispers to cheeco) get off my shoulder and hide!!! we broke a zombies......................... *dramatic pause* finger!

gilbert- (to mort) well i guess if you swear on your dead mother's,sisters,cousin twice removed then i believe you *hugs

really I don't get it *sees more zombies* ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs back into corner*

iap- i dont get why the corner comforts us

*zombies surround them in corner*

iap- SEE! THERE IS NO WAY OUT! *finds secret door behind them* ok i lied

*has been taken hostage by zombies* noooooooooooo..wait why am I screaming when I should be killing zombies *gets free and takes a gun out of no where* ah now don't any of you zombies move or your friend here gets it *they stop* good now let my friends go (at least the ones who are cowering in fear anyway) wait zombies can't die can they?.....ahahahahah *runs back into corner and out the secret door that iap want out* at least I tried