-starts to mumble louder- of course they hate ye! -takes a sip of rum-
*goes up to airangel and slaps her* that is for taking my rum and calling me Jackie my name is Jessie get it right (member name in process of being changed) and Elizabeth pushed me while she was taking my rum to go burn it. *Walks up to Captian Rouge* are you talking to me? (grrr I want to watch Benny and Joon but it's late and a school night ah who am I kidding Im not going to bed before 11:30 anyway that movie is extreamly random when Johnnys in the bath tub I started cracking up for no reason and my cousin was just staring at me before that I watched fear dot com someone go to feardotcom.com tell me if its a real site and if ya die)im not dead yet!(i went to feardotcom) its just a site about the movie! is the party still going on???? *looks around for rum*
Avast! Come t'join the party! 'And me some rum, will ya? Now...What does one eat at an upmarket shindig such as this?
what am i missing.... so many things to do.. im not drunk no more!!!! give me the rum!!
*wanders back in swaying*
wonder if i'm drunk yet, man??AYE BLAST I FORGOT THE FOOD!!! -runs to kitchen and brings out rum cookies- EAT UP ME HEARTIES YO HO...lol
-falls on floor-Arrgh ive come to join the part but it seems your all drunk on the floor.
Aye all the more rum for me Yo Ho Ho its apirates life for me
Arrgh Arrgh Arrgh Now its my turn to get drunk. *Glug Glug Glug* Arrgh *Fall on floor and starts to snor ZZZZZZZARGHHH! Slake me parched throat barman wit tha fine Jamaican grog...jus bring me tha bottle quickly or suffer tha consequences! *swats at flies overhead*
Argrrrh*Gets up off flore, sees captain bonjangle walks over* Arrgh Im after ya rum beware Arrgh *Grabs bonjangles rum. Glug Glug Glug* BURB* falls drunk again and starts to snore ZZZZZZ*
Arrgh. Where's the rum gone. Arrgh thats right I drunk it all. Aye now i got a head ach. Now to steal another pirates rum Arrgh
talks in sleep- hmmm, ummm yeah...i rum....limbo..............ZzZzZz
am I the only one who can slightly hold my liquor? whoa room spinning make it stop make it stop! *slams rum on table* ow that was loud
*drinks some of the rum*mmm, that's goooood stuff, right there.
*hops up on a table and sits down on it to drink some more*
Arrgh Im awake mummy HUH!!! Where the bloody hell am I*sees rum*
YUm RUM * Glug Glug*
*gulps down some more rum*Parties, I love parties! Drinks all around!
*collapses against the wall*
Arrgh Give me ya rum ya arrgh *falls over rum bottle*
/\Back then & Now\/ 😑 BIG DIFFRENCE
APG: *maonin on ground*
Ow Im dying Im dying!!!PiB: *starts setting people on fire*
He He HeRummy: Hi Tassie.....Wanna help us get APG in2 therapy
iap- you're dieing?? well that isnt necessarily a BAD thing is it?
*swings rum back and forth infront of APG's face*
MUAHAHAHA
*drinks rum*
*set on fire by PIB and rum is dropped onto APG*
*watches as IAP burns*
Puss wat R u doin??PIB: *shrugs* Not sure exactly
*sets rummy on fire 2*Rummy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<<NO1 is on cry>>
-bunch of Navy peoples come in & arrest every1-
Navy Dude #1: U r all bing arrested for taking over the rum factory
APG: Oh.....BUT IM STILL ON FIRE 😱
PiB: *throws bucket on APG*
Oops...It was meant 2 have water in it 🙁
Rummy: *pours water on APG then every1 gets thrown in2 a brig*
APG: Well we got here fast 😑
PiB: HA HA HA HA HA Im small enough 2 fit through da bars so I can escape & u cant 😆
Rummy: *shoots at Puss*
Yeah but they didn't take our wepons of us 😄
PiB: raving
Fine I'll just go tell them 2 take them off u
*stomps off*
APG: 😑 Rummy U R small enough to fit through 2
Rummy: Uh......😕 I new that ✅
*goes after Puss*
<lol i like the now and then thing apg..... "argggghh was said a lot" 😆
iap- *is still on fire and is thrown in the brig*
oooh are we going for a trip???
*watches monkeys go out*
go on gilbie! follow em! see i told you being miniature was a good thing
gilbert- 🤨
*goes out cage, then realizes he forgot his rum bottle so he gets a key, opens the gate, gets his rum bottle, and shuts the gate again*
iap- bye gilbie! have fun! 😄
Originally posted by ImAPirate
<< why was the pirate pets adoption thread closed?
i was just about to buy a explodable kamikaze penguin from another thread too!
*sad*
we were even on topic
*confused and sad at the same time*
Whaaat? Does this mean no more explodable kamikaze penguins, mentally-challenged reject iguanas, antique gophurs, handicapped water buffalo, pink ducks, crazed chimpanzees or a rainbow-colored crocodile named Mr Rum? And what topic there was, we were on it, darn it!!
*sniff*