Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

-starts to mumble louder- of course they hate ye! -takes a sip of rum-

*goes up to airangel and slaps her* that is for taking my rum and calling me Jackie my name is Jessie get it right (member name in process of being changed) and Elizabeth pushed me while she was taking my rum to go burn it. *Walks up to Captian Rouge* are you talking to me? (grrr I want to watch Benny and Joon but it's late and a school night ah who am I kidding Im not going to bed before 11:30 anyway that movie is extreamly random when Johnnys in the bath tub I started cracking up for no reason and my cousin was just staring at me before that I watched fear dot com someone go to feardotcom.com tell me if its a real site and if ya die)

im not dead yet!(i went to feardotcom) its just a site about the movie! is the party still going on???? *looks around for rum*

Avast! Come t'join the party! 'And me some rum, will ya? Now...What does one eat at an upmarket shindig such as this?😱

what am i missing.... so many things to do.. im not drunk no more!!!! give me the rum!!

*wanders back in swaying*
🤪 wonder if i'm drunk yet, man??

AYE BLAST I FORGOT THE FOOD!!! -runs to kitchen and brings out rum cookies- EAT UP ME HEARTIES YO HO...lol

-falls on floor-

Arrgh ive come to join the part but it seems your all drunk on the floor.
Aye all the more rum for me Yo Ho Ho its apirates life for me. 😘 💃

Arrgh Arrgh Arrgh Now its my turn to get drunk. *Glug Glug Glug* Arrgh *Fall on floor and starts to snor ZZZZZZZ* 😘 😱

ARGHHH! Slake me parched throat barman wit tha fine Jamaican grog...jus bring me tha bottle quickly or suffer tha consequences! *swats at flies overhead* 😘

Argrrrh*Gets up off flore, sees captain bonjangle walks over* Arrgh Im after ya rum beware Arrgh *Grabs bonjangles rum. Glug Glug Glug* BURB* falls drunk again and starts to snore ZZZZZZ*

Arrgh. Where's the rum gone. Arrgh thats right I drunk it all. Aye now i got a head ach. Now to steal another pirates rum Arrgh

-talks in sleep- hmmm, ummm yeah...i rum....limbo..............ZzZzZz

am I the only one who can slightly hold my liquor? whoa room spinning make it stop make it stop! *slams rum on table* ow that was loud.

*drinks some of the rum*

mmm, that's goooood stuff, right there.

*hops up on a table and sits down on it to drink some more*

Arrgh Im awake mummy HUH!!! Where the bloody hell am I*sees rum*
YUm RUM * Glug Glug*

*gulps down some more rum*

Parties, I love parties! Drinks all around!

*collapses against the wall*

............drunk

Arrgh Give me ya rum ya arrgh *falls over rum bottle* 😆 🏴‍☠️