Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

.........ARGG!...-gets out gun and randomly points it at people- HANDS OFF ME RUM!!!......

Aye Why does everthing keep spinning around so fast *stumbles around room*

Arrgh there after me rum. You cant bloody have it. *starts a punch up with an invisable person.
Hands of me rum ya bloody scallywag Arrgh 🏴‍☠️

theres no one trying to steal your bloody rum everyones to much of a wimp like Will!

Arrgh What do you mean ya want me rum. Ye cant have it Arrgh. *runs after invisible person and runs into wall* ouch 🍺 😖

ARGG!!! -head falls on table-

DrinkUp MeHearties YO HO!!!!

-starts to sing- WE PILLEGE WE PLUNDER WE RIFLE AND LOOT.......

*starts laughing* I think this is about the sadest bunch of pirates I have ever seen...then why am I here...because I dont have a damn ship...and why dont I have a ship...I dont know!

lol we're not sad 😄

*whispers* well maybe they are, but i'm just here for the rum....

*whispers back* alright whatd ya say you and me steal the rest of the rum in this place and then go out to the dock and steal one of these low lifes ships...they had to have had some way to get here

*whispers to JessieSparrow* i'm right behind ya...

-slaps tassie across the face- GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN! 🏴‍☠️

i have no idea! -takes a swig of rum-

*whispers to Tassie* after she stops beating the crap out of you follow me down to the dock

Originally posted by Captian Rogue
-slaps tassie across the face- GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN! 🏴‍☠️

*throws rum bottle across the room where it breaks loudly silencing the room*
*gets up and puts on high heels to look tall and intimidating*

Aye, you be talkin to me like tha? 🏴‍☠️

Fight! Fight! Fight!

*sneaks out behind Jessie with all the rum while evry1 looks around for the fight* 👿

woot! go us!

😛 😱

"Why is the rum gone?!?"

*to Tassie as were walking down the street* now they may come after us but they prolly wont be moving to fast considering theyre drunk and just plain stupid but if they do I recomend you run

😆

*takes off high heels and becomes shorter than Jessie again*

oh yeah and *runs*

Hi everyone

who is this miscreant who dare distract us?