Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

*Jack glares at Rum, looks at Rum that Jos is currently drinking, snatches it and guzzles the last down* JACK! *Jos grabs another bottle and starts drinking.

*Rum jumps over to Jos and grabs her bottle of rum then runs back over to APG* Now Now Rum be nice *walks over and gets rum 4 self* Drink up me hearties Yo Ho

YO HO YO HO A Pirates Life For ME! *Glares at Rum the Monkey... Shrugs shoulders, grabs another bottle of Rum* Plenty more where that came from! 'N any way, The Prince can jus' pirate another vessal!

Aye *grabs another bottle of rum and drinks out of both bottles then chucks one to Mort the monkey* U can have dat sincs JDG is neglectin ya *guzzles more rum then watched Rum and Mort fight over rum* Look at da monkey LOLhelpsmilie

*Jos looks to her first mate* gotta go mates, problems with tha crew. C'ye all later. *Waves and leaves, Jack waving the Rum bottle around drunkenly*

<later pirates!>

Aye c ya mate *waves, Rum da monkey waves as well*

NO I'M NOT I'M BUISY K?????
*mort taks the rum bottle then looks at rum (the monky)
then at jack*
sooo..............drink it up...*mort guzzels it down fast*🍺
wowa d'ya c that he drinks faster than i do!!!!!!!!!!! *starts 2 laugh*laughing

Aye I do c *grabs rum and tries to beat Mort the monkey at sculling rum but just ends up getting realy drunk* He he ehe he Wow monkey drunks fasty HA HA *swaggers around realy drunk Rum da monkey chitters then starts to chug rum to* Party PARTYlol1drunk

*mort gives a little burp then smiles*
wowww looks like we have a littel champ at drinkin an.....*all of a sudden gives off a bigggg buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
oops that was a whopper maby he isn't champ burrper!!!!
*takes another swig then mort takes the bottle and takes 1 2*
he likes coppieing don't ya u little cheecky fellah
*gives mort a pat'n'scratch*

Aye Mine just likes getting drunk *points to Rum who is sculling rum so fast its coming out his nose* Im starting 2 think there might be somthing as to much rum *relizes what said then starts hitting head on wallwallbash* Dont say that Arrgh

not following!.....well i'm off 2 an easter thingie juss up the road
i'll b back anywere beetween 8-9 2night k?
ttyt(hen)
*lets mort go with rum 4 now*
i'll be back k mort? good
cyaz

Aye c ya
*APG,Rum and mort wave by by the grab JDG's rum and start to scull it*
Let the party go on

i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
d'ya miss me???????
*mort jumps back on2 JDG's sholder and finishers off the rum in the bottle*
*jdg grabs another bottle of rum then notices that Rum is juss sitting on the table*
hey what u doin there rum??? wheres ur owner? *picks up rum and gives him some more rum 2 cheer him up*

hmm.... ye has been taking in too much rum..

*Sneaks behind JDG and grabs the rest of rum* 😖hifty:

ow i'm sooo drunk. * falls agains the wall* auch...
it's hurd.

Arrgh But whys the rum gone?? *looks around 4 da rum*

arrgh bloody pirates there is no sutch thing as 2 much rum!!!!!
*jdg go and gets more rum and rum (the monky) gos back 2 apg*
*and mort goe 2 get the rum back off tassie 2 drink it*

Ahoy matie *scratches Rums head*
What say we go get some rum
*Rum da monkey chitters in responce*

my name on that site is . . . black charity rackhelm?!?!?

(ok sorry I wasnt here shesh I go away for what a day I think it was and people spaz my god I was on vacation in Busch Gardens now I am back...when ever I stand up I feel like Im on a ship that sawaying back and forth and I feel drunk not the good drunk tho like almost passing out drunk)
*Jack and Jessie walk in after going out at sea for a day or two to deprive Jessie from rum so she wouldnt get drunk again*
Jack: *looks scared* MONKEYS why are there a bunch of monkeys here
Jessie: what the hell are you talking about *notices monkeys* theyre monkeys what the bloody hell is your problem
Jack: bad bad experience with a monkey but its dead *sighs* thank god that thing was possessed
Jessie: Its just a bloody monkey! *sits at one of the tables*
Jack: no one let her near any rum *points around* you hear me...good *picks up rum and starts drinking*