Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Ohkayyyy *Goes behind bar, Jack the Monkey disappears behind the counter* How 'bout some Grog? *places some glasses on the counter (enough for everyone here, plus the monkeys)* First tha sour! *gets some Lemon juice, opens the bottle and pours it expertly into the glasses. Smiling* Then the sweet. *Gets out the sugar pot, and spoons some into each glass* 'N HAHA, tha STRONG!! *Gets a bottle of Rum (handed to her from below the bar by Jack the Monkey. Pouring a generous amount into each glass* Hmm, almost finished, now the weak. *Puts a few dollops of water in each glass.* Righty, Drink up me hearties YO HO. It helps fight scurvy, and boost morale!!! Maybe we can have a round of WaRRRR hay??

ummmm.........not following
i'm abit sleepy so can u put that in short please???

*Staggers half drunkenly into Tavern, falls onto a stool, and orders a pint of ale* Gimmie Ma Drink NOW whench!

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I'm making Grog...

Mixture of
1. Lemon Juice (sour)
2. Sugar (sweet)
3. Rum (Strong)
4. Water (Weak)
A pint of 'grog' was a pirate favourite, the cocktail helped fight scurvy & boost morale.

Drink Up Me HEarties YO HO!! *Jack grabs a glass and guzzles it... with a loud BURRRP*

*Gets an offended look on her face. Picks up a glass, takes aim and hits Masterdruid in the face* Drink that. *Jack the Monkey screeches in laughter.*

*Wipes face, looks at Barbossas Child and glares* WHAT?!
*Walks over and slams mug onto the bar* Gimmie a propper drink not a bath *Laughs*

*Smiles wickedly* Ye looked like ye needed a bath... *Whispers to Jack the Monkey* He smelt like it too *Jack nods head and holds nose, falling off the bar in the process.* I'll get ye another Druid, dun ye worry. *Pours another glass of Grog for MasterDruid, this time sliding it across the bar to him.*

*Catches mug, smells the brew and chugs it down without a breathe and grins*mmmmmm. Good grog Barbossa.
*throws an apple at the monkey* Nice pet. Whats its name?

*Jos points at the Monkey* That? *Jack glares at both Jos and MasterDruid (fer calling him a "pet" and "that"* That be Jack the Monkey, belonged ta me Father, felt sorry fer tha thing, so brought it wiv me. Now my Rum supply is regretin' that choice. *Frowns and looks at bottle in hand. Shruggs and finishes the bottle, getting a new one and starting it.*

*laughs at the drinking monkey* How long ya bee........
*Masterdruid all of a sudden falls asleep on the bar and snores loudly*

*Wacks bar loudly, making Jack the Monkey fall off again* HEY! IF I BE ACTING AS BARMAID 'ERE THAN NO SLEEPIN' EH! *Glares at MasterDruid* Ye ain't 'ed enough ta drink ta be passin' out yet ye landlubber! *Wacks a bottle of Rum under his nose.* Now, wat be it that ye were gonna say?

*wakes and looks at Barbossa taking rum and swiging it* How long have ya been here? was my question
*Swigs more rum from the bottle*

8 days I've been comin' 'ere <well, 8 since i registered anyway> *Grabs a rag and starts wiping down bar* So, ye got a animal o' any sort? My First Mate can get ye a monkey, I got Mort for JDG an' APG. *Grabs a glass of Grog and drinks from it, then from the Rum bottle. Continues to wipe bar. Looks around* Speaking 'bout them, where are they? JDG! APG! JESSIE! JACK! *Shrugs shoulders.* o'well. Anyway, a master druid eh? comeon lets have it.... how'dya come a master eh?

*Grins* The usual way, By being the best in druidry *looks at barbossa as if he said something stupid*
Anyhow i have a Monkey a Snow Monkey to be exact. Though he is sleeping like he does most of the time *laughs to self*

Okay.... 2 things mate, if ye want ta contionue sittin' at me bar, drinkin' me grog. I'm a SHE! And me names Jos (Captain Jos Barbossa Prince ta be precise). *Takes a swig of Rum and looks at MasterDruid warningly* Ye got a name matey?

*looks at Jos*
I came across it when i learnt all i could from a druid and took his place as the head of the council. My names is my title Masterdruid.
*looks at the monkey*
What type is he?

*Picks up monkey be the back of his shirt, and he starts squirming in his grip* Dunno, ne'er talked much 'bout tha monkey ta me Father, only bouut plunder.. etc *Drops Jack back on the bar and shoves a bottle of Rum into his grip as an apology* Ye a pirate, or what? Ye got a ship?

*drinks rum*
I be a pirate, but I have no vessel.
*drinks more rum*
Shows how unsuccessful i am at pirating
*laughs and drinks*

*a look crosses her face* I be needed a navigator fer The Prince *Looks at MasterDruid* N' with a fine ship like mine, n' skills like yers, we'd be getting plentiful plunder. *Odd slurping noises eminate from the glass Jack the Monkey is currently drinking from. Jos gives him a queer look*

*looks at Jos*
You?! a WOMAN?! Have a ship?!
*looks wierdly*
If i make a good earnings i'll join but bad luck better not bisdow us due to your gender