Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Get out of me Rum!!! Handfastin' then, *she roars with laughter* I can't wait to hear this story!!! As to Blood thirsty pirate.....ABSOLUTELY! As to your third question.......Well Sparrows unnattainable since there willreally never be anything other than the Pearl in his life (except 'is doxies at Tortuga) so, maybe. I mean you never know. *Takes a swig* I feel like gettin a tattoo now, I'm definately drinking my nightly ration *looks around at the few patrons still concious* I'd say we're doiin pretty damn good bein women and all, although bein captains it probably cancels that out... So maybe, maybe, maybe. Probably never marry but settle down (as much as you can settle down on a ship when you're pirating and stuff. * Yawns arghh I either need more Rum or some sleep....Shaw's not ere so MORE RUM!! ANOTHER ROUND ON ME OVER 'ERE!!

Jack: *staring back and forth between the two as they talk, to Jess* are you getting anything theyre sayin'?
Jessie: *continues staring at them* somethin' bout cute ships boys, marooning, and a bunch o' stuff I have no clue what it is
Jack: *looks over at Jess* I think its time to get goin'
Jess: *gets up grabs rum to carry it off to the Pearl* yea so do I

Ye could always be one o' those doxies at Tortuga *Trys to keep a straight face but fails at the look of indignation on Margans face* Adams...a whore...hahahaha....That'd be tha day *Cracks up laughin' again. *Calms down now.* Ye now, there be other. Ta get men I mean. We could, like, click our finger or wriggle our noses an' zoom <WOOSH> into the future, an' get ourselves some Tanith man. *Smiles at the thought* I get Rawne. Ye can have Gaunt.... Or 'oo ever else ye want, but I would get Rawne. *Laughs at her own imagination, then comes back to the present* YAY more rum. *Sculls a couple of bottles.*

BYE JESSIE, C'YA JACK. *Leans over to watch Jack's butt as he leaves.*

Owwww *frowns as she rubs her head (she and Jos had bumped heads both trying to look at Jack's ass as he left* What's worse is that if I was HIS doxie I probably wouldn't half mind it *looks glum and sculls the rest of her Rum* Gaunt wouldn't be too bad though he's got that whole stern, commanding thing happening there. I think we slightly confused Jack and Jessie though *giggles and burst into laughter at the odd sound of her giggling* Oh God conversation is lagging.......MORE RUM!!!!!

*Jos raises her eyebrow at the giggling Morgan* I would ne'er be a whore... I would ne'er need ta be *smiles to self* Yea, conversation IS lagging. *Rubs her head from where it hit Morgan's head. Frowns at her.* What be ye planning next fer ye ship? O an' what did ye say ye did wiv tha Morning Star???

For me next ship I was just gonna let Shaw tack her round the Cape for a whil, the water there is like fishing in a goldfish bowl, that fat and easy that even his inexperience won't matter. I've still got the Morning Star, da left it too me after all and I had ta go thru hell ta get her. I was thinking, next ship I steal or (god forbid) buy I might make into a rough replica of the morning star so I could go pillaging and have a dummy ship when I make a getaway, something light and speedy specially as a decoy. If we get the Morning Star, the Briar Rose and your ship watcha callin that bucket? *dodges that blow that Jos quickly aimed in her direction and grins when she overbalances and falls off the seat* NICE ONE JOSS!!! We've just about drunk the tavern dry! Not quite though there's still a few more crates of grog and moonshine. *grins evilly and cackles* I reckon we could do those between us.

*Jos goes behind the bar and emties the cabnet of Alcoholic drinks onto the bar.* Ohkay, I start this end, ye start that end, an' we should reach the middle as 'appy Pirates!! DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO! WE PILAGE AN' PLUNDER, WE RIFLE AN' LOOT! DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO! WE KIDNAP AN' RAVAGE AN' DON'T GIVE A HOOT! DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO! *Grabs the first bottle on her end of the bar an sculls it in one go. Throwing the empty bottle at a drunken pirate who was about to nick a bottle of Rum from the middle of the counter.* Naval, isn't ALL bad, ye no. There was this sailor. He was hot *nods her head Sagely.* The Prince took a naval ship once. Good kill. lots of blood. I'm happy. Did ya kno that lots a sailors turn Pirate. I knew this guy once. Where did King Charles come from. Didn't he get locked ina box once. Ye started yer drinkin' yet. What time is it? Thanx fer getin' tha heirloom pistol back. Dawg was good... Wats Bowen look like nowa days. How old is 'e again? How'd ye get yer monkey so well trained. Not that he's well behaved. Jack's a drunk. Worse than most pirates is tha monkeys round 'ere. What ya got ta eat.... I think I'm slightly pissed *Stops her insistent chatter, to the great relief of Morgan. Jos just stands there. Drinking Rum. Looking dazed. Jack & King Charles nick off with a few bottles.* Eh?

*Takes advantage of Jos' preoccupation to quickly scull the remaining twelve bottles of grog on the bar (not all on her side)* I picked King Charles up, well really Black Harry picked King Charles up in Madagascar when he went there when I was verra young. Yes he was locked inna box it was that bastard scully. I 've started my drinkin' and finshished part o ye side already ye were too slow, ye got distracted. I'd be interested to know How Dawg got that pistol off ye, Bowen's 22 now I think he kanna be sure of his birth year if I was lookin at him objectively i'd say that he was a damn fine lookin man (sort of a blonde jack sparrow without the whimsical wierd side.) I've trained King CHarles to folow a few basic orders although he's much better behaved after that scully thing. Watch theeis. *She locates King Charles* YOU THERE! STAND TO! HOIST MY PENNANT! *King Charles tottles over with a bottle of rum (unopened) and hands it to her* Luck y he's sloshed he'd never have given it over if e was sober! If ye be slightly pissed then I be abso-****ing-lutely BLIND!!!! I think after one more reply I'm gonna ave to go watch a show or summat.

what is jack without his hair and strangeness?

*Jos Looks at her side of the bar, now downsized due to Morgan. Growling she grabs an empty bottle and throws it at her. It smashes on her head.* Take my Grog. GRRR. *She rans up to the now stunned Morgan and takes the Rum. Sculling it quickly. Going along the bar she sculls the rest of the bar of alcohol. at the end she was swaying.* ...wow... *looking a bit stunned. Looks at Stormcloud.* Jack without weirdness and hair isn't Jack, but we ain't talkin' bout Jack, we talkin' bout Bowen. *Looks at King Charles.* Ha ha, Monkey got locked ina box. *Does a drunken dance.* MONKEY INA BOX MONKEY INA BOX HAHA! *& promptly falls over.* Damn

*Morgan struggles up, realises that there's absolutely no alcohol left* DAMN that's three tavern's I've dried (this one with Jos) in one night, I'm pretty impressed with that! *takes a long look at Joss and a long look at the stairs up to the rooms, and starts stumbling up the stairs thinking soft bed, soft bed, soft bed, then calls King Charles as an afterthought when she gets to the top*
King Charles:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Joss:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Morgan: *shaking her head* absholutillly no resililililiansh to alcolol.......zzzzzzzzzz

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*Starts out of the sleep she had falling into while standing because of Morgan stumbling up the stairs.* OI, Jack we go to bed. *Points lazily at the stair case. Jack botls away drunkenly. After a delayed reaction Jos half stumbles half crawls up the stairs, falling over a sleeping Morgan at the top.* Bloody Pirate. *Stir Morgan enough they crawl into their seperate rooms and fall onto the beds.*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
*The occasional murmer of Bloody Pirates, Bloody Monkeys or More Rum can be heard from the hallway.*

Jack: *walks back in* I guess no one from my crew is here (considering its like 4:00 in the morning in Australia) so I'll be waiting for them here *looks around* second thought I'll be on the Pearl *takes more rum back to Pearl* ( I cant do anything till people get back and I dont feel like reading the very very long posts by some people but I get the gist of it what your attempting to say yes bordem has struck again Im going to go sit out where my ship is going to be and drink rum)

hey!
can i join your little roleplay/random thing?
please! (hehe i have manners!)

Jack: *looks around noticing he's the only one here realizing that he's in charge* yea o' course ye can one thing...do you have a monkey?...If not you can be on my crew we're leaving very soon (as soon as people in Australia wake up and get online)

Aye Im back Sorry been in a fight with bloody JDG but im back now
*looks at Jos & Morgan*
What the hell have those 2 been on about??
*shakes head at them while patting Rummy*
So we b off ay. Good getting sick of waiting 4 ye to b ready
*grabs a couple of rum bottles and makes her way over 2 the ship*

wat ship let me in on dis please can i come 2

Looks at Kazzie *sighs* Youll have 2 ask jack but I dont think he likes u much as you did try 2 kill him
*grabs rum of Kazzie and puts it on ship*

(i just read this funny storie I had 2 go 2 the loo I laughed so much Will was wearing make up HE HE)

(yeah i can't b bothered reading long posts eather)
i'll come with ya jack....*hits jack on the back*(oh by the way it's 8:30 pm over here in australia now!!!)
*takes a long swig and waits with him....not nowing what we're waiting 4*
i an alowed 2 come right???