Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Err I think we gotta wait 4 all da drunks to wake up
*grabs another bottle of rum but it gets grabbed by Rummy*
Arrgh bloody monkey give it back
*Rummy pokes out tounge and scampers of while APG chasses after him*
Give that back you bloody furry thing

oh......................okie dokie
drunk🍺cheers

*stops and looks at JDG*
R U picking on me HUH???
*slaps JDG then continues chacing Rummy*

no i wasn't making fun of u *rubs face*
ha ha but now i am.................ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*takes apg's rum and skulls it all down*

Oy *slaps JDG again*
Thats my rum *grabs rum then walks off but turns around and comes back for another slap*
HE HE HE

*J#1 offers APG some rum*
It's da best rum you'll eva find, it haz a secret ingredient!!
*Looks over shoulder an sees Mort Pissin' in me rum*
Get outta hear mort
*chases mort all over the place*
Control ur monkey JDG

yeah.....*gets up and rubs face again*.......well at least i don't slap i punch!!!!!!!!!!!
*but jdg juss slaps apg anyway* and i'm being nice 2 ya
*gets 2 bottles of rum and gives 1 2 apg and jdg opens it 4 apg*
now drink and lets stop fighting

*Spits out rum and wonders y he's doing that?*
Oh well........rums rum!!!
*sculls down what i can find*

Aye
*grabs rum and laughs at J#1 chasing mort*
Bloody Pirate

*J#1 walks past JDG an takes his rum*
Thanx mattie. Always new we'd b friends!!!

Ha Ha Ha JDG got called a guy
*pats JDG on back while sculling rum*
HA HA HA HA HA HA

mort come ere and behave u little mungrel
hey...........gimmie me rum back ya bloody pirate
*chases after j's#1* bloody scallywag

*stops an says sry!*
I thought u was given them awayssssflowers*piece offerin'*

HA HA HA
*watches the monkeys fight while JDG and J#1 chase each other round bar*
He He may as well take all there rum
*grabs all the rum and takes it up stair 2 1 of the rooms with Rummy*

🍺One 4 meand
*passes one to JDG*🍺
Don't worry.....No secret ingrediences in these ones......lolblushing

He He He They havnt relized I got all there rum
*pats rummy as they start drinking all the rum*
Weeeeeeee Im drunk He He He

AAYYYYYY
*Follows apg up to da room while stumbling around*
what u doin with precious rum??
Who's rummy?

Rummy is my monkey Weeeeeeeeee
*spins around room holding rum*
Oww my head is spining He He
*grabs the rum then sculls rest of it then falls over*
OUCH!!!!!!!

*follows js#1 and apg*
arrgh found ya bloody pirate
*takes a bottle of rum from apg and takes a swig amd backslags in it so no 1 will take it this time*🍺

He He He * gets up off floor but falls over again*
Oops I thinkks im a little bit drunks he he
*gets up and falls on JDG*