Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

NOW *finishes of rum*

*gos back 2 the top deck and looks at apg and rummy*
well?.........wheres jack ans jessie gone?
*scratches head in a confused way*
and where r we goin?......*takes a swig and then looke around*

Where going 2 Isle de whatever its called ya bloody scumbag I told every1 that b4 *hits JDG over head then walks off*

ahoy maties
can miss jane join the fun?

Aye Climb aboard and quickly We shall b leaving any minute now
*helps Jane aboard*

*picks up rum that survived from the sinking boat* cant forget this can we maties? *caries rum onto ship* come here gilbert! *sets gilbert down with rum* now dont ye drink all me rum!

*watches gilbert drink all da rum while Ghem aint lookin* Ha smart baboon

so do ye both have monkeys?
and ye seem to love rum
aye rum is always a treat

Aye I have a monkey His name b Rummy
*starts getting ready 2 leave*

well ta love
see you bright n early
you scaberous dog!

me monkie's name is mort *pats mort and then gets up off the ground*
ye bloody pirate that hert!!!! *takes a swig then rubs head*

Will U bloody pirates help me get this ship out off this dock so we can acctually get some bloody loot
*grabs rum of JDG and sculld rest of it then throws the bottle over baord*

damnit apg maybe I wanted some rum!
oh gosh dern I though we been left the dock already!
damn this stupid caribbean sea
playing tricks on me eyes
*glances around nervously*
*drinks some spiced rum*
my own secret stash
hehe
none for the likes of you!

Fine then looks like well just have 2 sit here and do nuthin again Bloody cockroaches *grabs rum off miss sparrow and sculls it then throws the bottle overboard again*

ARRRRR
my rum!
*pulls out another bottle*
*drinks it all*
*throws bottle at apg's head*
*walks over to wheel*
*trips over giant crate of rum*
*is unconscious*
*wakes up*
*drinks more rum*
*realizes that 10 seconds has passed since I last talked with apg*
better get a move on scallywags
were spending more than 3 days lying on deck drinking rum
it's been like a year!
i say we sail to the isle de muerta
and get some of that other gold
or something!
*AYE*

Aye *throws bottle back at Miss Sparrow head* Thats from b4
I say we dont wait 4 the bloody capt 2 hurry up coz he is probally wimmpering in a cornor hidding from the monkeys so lets set sail

aye
sail without the bloddy captain
wait isn't jack our captain?
eh he's probably drunk down in the brig
as long as he's on board of the ship
I think were good
we'll set sail first thing in the morning
now bring me that horizon!

Aye he's on the ship I think he is hidding from all the monkeys in his cabin or a ye said He might b drunk
And I say we set sail now as it is mornin and sick of waitin
*grabs rum and passes it 2 Rummy who sculls it in a second*

i think your poor monkey might be drunk for life
hehe
yes let's set sail
even though it's midnight here
but oh gosh derned well!
it'll have to do
weigh anchor!
raise the sails!

*goes off 2 get the ship mvin*
Hey Miss Sparrow We r gonna have 2 get the bloody cumpass of Jack