Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

gosh dernit
i'll go strip search him
oh yes
uh i might be a while
*walks off drunkly*

*tries not 2 think what Jane is going 2 do then goes up 2 steer the ship out of the bay while siging to self*
Drink up me earties' Yo Ho
*rummy jumps on her shoulder and chiters happily*

chiters I love that word
*comes up all dazed like*
i found the compass!
sorry it took so uh long
hehe
i think i might have broke it at one point
but look it still doesnt point north
that's always a good sign
*drinks some rum*
oh i uh forgot my uh
my uh well i forgot my something down where jack is
i'll be back again!
hehe
*yummy*

*looks at compass and steers the ship in the direction it was pointing*
Hmm I wonder what Jane left behind Wait I dont wanna know
*Rummy nods in agreement*

WAIT A MINUTE WHO THE .... DID YU STRIP SEARCH

*comes back up stairs*
hey rummy you're so fluffy!
oh i love you!
*snuggles rummy*
hahahaha i feel all rejuvenated!
uh *cough*
ya so are we there yet darling?

*looks weirdly at Jane*
No we arnt we only just left
*monkey chitters in agreement then scatters of to go play with Mort, Gilbert and Fee Fee*

oh darling
i strip searched our captain
maybe more than once
hehe
*is very drunk acting*

dernit
i thought we were there
well i'll fetch us some grub
how does bacon and eggs sound love?

Ohh you people are weird i have respect for our captain dear yu need help honey

Aye Bring me up some matie
*smiles yum food*

i'm an the best cook in all the caribbean love
and eh when you have a sexy yummy captain
who the hell is thinking about respect?
darling darling
you need some life lessons
wait for the oppertune moment
then go for it
for example
me raping johnny (well jack)
just go for it love
*hand apg giant plate of eggs, bacon, pancakes, sausage, toast, and hashbrowns*

*eats it all with help from Rummy*
What do ya mean I need some life lessons Huh??
*Rummy smiles stupidly*

ya better bring some food over here too *smiles* and gimme rum with that

eh sorry the oven uh
um overheated
yea that's it
*loud clanking noises in the kitchen clearly indicating their drunk capatin is in there*
*shouts from below: where be the bloody damned rum?? JANE!!!*
uh gotta go take some leftover rum cake darling

Eww yu raping Jack that isnt right ok im obsessed with Jack our captain and i have respect for him and I wait for the oportune moment so i would rather have him raping me not me raping him*puts hand over mouth and starts giggling😱 😱 * thats not right i think that yu are the one that needs lessons deary *tsk tsk tsk* 🙁 🙁

Why is the rum gone?!?!?!

*stands next 2 myra*
yeah i agree
i luv 'im 2 but i respect his personal space!!!
*gos and gets another bottle of rum and sculls all of it down b4 apg took it and drunk it*
*looks around* where b jack and jessie anyway???

(hahahahahahhahah Im trying not to fall on the floor laughing my god you people need help! I have no clue how to react to this considering I never thought it would happen so I will go by the most profesional words ever..."I dont know guess"😉
Jack: *comes up from below deck acting like nothing happened trying to ignore everyones stares* well...um...now Im back soooo...Im back in charge *looks around* wheres my compass? and wheres Jess? and more importantly wheres the rum? *everyone still staring at him* what!

*pop's up from below deck and walks over to every one*ello every one, whats going on 😄 (by the way i'm new)

(yea shes been trying to get on for like ever and it finally worked haha shes on the crew anyone acts in any other way than nice to her I'll cut your tounge out or keel-haul you sorry just had to bring up random points of inflicting pain on people)