Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

oh yeah who is 'mort'?? yer dragon????

what kinda pirate has a dragon for a pet? lol J/P! velho
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it's a monkey

Jack: riiiiiight...can we get working and get after the scallywag...now...come on do I really have to start yelling?
Jess: no you dont have to yell at 'em just threaten to shoot 'em *aims gun at apg (haha its been awhile I thought wed need to start up our special relationship of me trying to kill you every other minute)* get to work or that'll be your last drink!
Jack: Jess what the hell are-
Jess: trust me it works *clicks back little tab thing that you hafta click back before you can shoot somebody*

*mutters to self* someones a little cranky...

yes yes whats uop my sister how have yu been wooow I feel drunk too much rumm i not talking right uhh my stomach hurts *falls to ground* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz huh wheres that darn monkey feefee bring me more rum zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

oooooooo rum where is it, I haven't had any for like *counts on fingers* I have no idea, somebody get some rum 🍺 😄 lol

GETS OUT RUM 4 MIYA DRINK UP MATTIE!!!!!

*grabs rum and gets back 2 work muttering 2 self* Bloody Jessie trying 2 bloody shoot me

nooooooo mort is me pet monky!!!
i havn't named mr dragon yet *skulls down some more rum and laughs at jack trynna shoot apg*

GRRRR *slaps JDG* Take that ya Bloody Whatever u r

y dose every2 slap me all the time???
*hits apg on the head*

Ow *slaps JDG again* B nice *walks of 2 find Rummy*

*takes her rum and runs*

*grabs her by the hair and pulls it out* Ha *grabs rum and runs*

*gos below deck and gets some more rum*
maaahahahahaaaa!!! *sticks finger up at apg*

*frowns then walks off*

waks shazza on the heade minus 8 brain cells hahahahahahahahaha

*MORT skulls down some rum and the gos and jumps on jack*
ha ha ha ha ha ......mort stop doing that ye stupid monky

hits shazza again hahahahahaha minus 9 brain cells

GRRRRRRRRR *grabs Rummy and walks off* Im going 2 get in trouble from Jessie coz of all this Hmph