Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

shut up ye bloody scallywag!!!!!! *looks at crew and then at jack in disscust* bloody lazzy pirate!!!!!

*still hiding from Jessie*

*Can see the Pearl now.* Ha ha! they are hopeless. *Jack the Monkey agrees.*

*go's below deck 2 get even more drunk*
mumbles 2 self* bloody lazzy scallywags...

(yea i read the post...but since i'm on the black pearl and jos is on the prince, i wouldn't know why she's turning around. Therefore i ask: "why the hell is she turning around?"😉 *joins JDG to get drunk and takes Gilbert*

*on the way to get drunk sees jack lying on the gound so throws gilbert on him* HAHAHA *continues on to get drunk w/ head held high*

*lays down for a nice nap..* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*write down a plan.....* *evil smile* 😈 😈

nice pic APG! I think Im going 2 steal it! *evil laugh* hehehehehehehe..

oooooo like my pic! I decided it was kooooler!

*looks around...* gets really thirsty..
*finds a bottle of (real rum) and starts sculing down* than pats pirate friends on the back cum on matiez! Lets sing a song! *starts a song* LA LA LA LA LA..a pirates life fer me! cumon don't b shy......*starts a funny little dance......ooops almost trips on a stool...*jack drinks up and joins the fun..*

(I go away for a day and the ship turns into a madhouse again I mean really people you have to learn how to catch up to a ship and attack it or else there'll be no money for rum and then when theres no rum I slowly have to kill you one by one because your too bloody stupid!...that was my Jessie but not quite Jessie cause I dont want her that ticky at the moment cause I have something else in mind *evil laugh* o and when Im not here Jacks locked away in his cabin looking at maps and stuff...with rum...makes sense)
Jack: *comes out of cabin and sees the Prince coming toward them* what the hell
Jess: *meanwhile Jess has found apg and took her aside...she has her gun out and is waving it around while she talks* look love Im not gonna kill ye unless you really get me ticked off and thats highly unlikely considering the rest of the crew is doing a worse job of pirating than you are
Jack: Jess get up here now!
Jess: *to apg* gosh someones angry *on deck* yes Jack what seems to be the delema
Jack: what did I tell you!
Jess: *looks confused* dont get extreamly drunk and do something stupid?
Jack: well yeah but I told you to keep track of everything when Im not here!
Jess: you did?
Jack: yes I did!...now we have Jos coming back at us did you not notice that?!
Jess: *looks at Prince* no I guess I didnt *Jacks tries to make a comeback but just stomps off*

*coughs* eh hem... (to jack) you must listen to your crew matie...we're the ones who told you the Prince was coming, but you were too busy napping *proud look on face*

jack: yep!

eh hem! I made a plan every1! SO LISTEN UP!!!!....*pause*...Did sum1 call us stupid?? *pulls out gun*........ 😒

*trys to think back to when someone called us stupid, realizes who did* AYE! ye did call us stupid! *Pulls out gun and aims it at Jess with GPG*

aye, jus kiddin jess. it aint even a real gun...its a squirt gun!! *squirts jess in face* HAH! thats what ye get for callin us stupid!! *Returns to work, rum in hand*

*laughs hysterically and then get's back 2 work 2*

*in shock from NOT getting shot* I thought she was going 2 shoot me *thinks for a min* All well better get back 2 work *rummy chiters happily then jumps away 2 go annoy Jack*

(kill us 1 by 1????? did i read that correctly jessiesparrow???......)
oh.................jessie?..........u don't hav 2 shoot any1 here....*looka at aog*.......even if they do something increibly.....STUPID!!!!! (ha ha sound formilliar???)
*takes a swig then go 2 the side of the ship and c's that jos has finally turned round and is coming very slowly...then skulls bottle of rum down quickly then gos below deck adain 2 get more bottles of rum*
gonna need these by the look of things!!! *says that 2 self)

*As soon as The Prince comes within yelling distance of The Pearl Jos goes to the rail* Havin' abit o'a problem Jack? *Grins* Dunt worry, I ain't 'ere ta destroy ye, but I'd gladly fight ye if ye 'ave a grudge against me, fer takin' da gold n' all. But I see that as compensation, ye did kill me Father n' all. *She runs her fingers through her hair.* Anywa-- *Stopping in the middle of her word, she notices Kazzie in the water. With a few orders spoken over her shoulder she has the girl pulled aboard The Prince. Turning back to The Pearl she yells* Throwing away yer crew now Jack? That not be a healthy 'abbit ta get inta. *She walks down the deck to soaked Kazzie* Welcome aboard The Prince pirate, I'm sure ye'll find us a tad more polite (& orderly) than Jack n' his rabble.