Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

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nah...........(((we named it turtle island coz its the siland that jack got marooned on)))
*grabs machetes rum and skulls it and mort & cheeco fight over a green banana*

Oh hey jos havnt heard from you in a bit 😛

shes on now.........................*monkies r still fighting*

..i iknow shes on know...i just said i yhavnt heard from you in abit..lol i think u have brain damage too *blocks face cuz i know that JDG is gonna slap me really really hard*

LOL
y would i slap u machete???....i wouldn't do that!!!...........*punches machete in the gut* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! LOL

...ow.....*falls over..dieing*

arrgh......*whispers 2 apg but machete can still here* the phsyco is dieing!........
*looks at machete then laughs*......this is another 1 of those joks of urs isn't it *looking unsure of self and orried*

*blleding really bad in the head*

but i punched u in the gut??? how can u bleed in the head???????????? *takes another swig of rum *
errrr............well................well don't look at me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*Jos sits in the sand & pulls out a bag from somewhere. Looking inside the bag (the bag that has Cadbury written on the side) she pulls out a block of chocolate.* MMMMMMMM Chocolate!! All mine! My chocolate! *Hugs the bag while taking big bits out of the Chocolate & swigging Rum.*

*takes bag of chocolate* MmmMmmmMmm

MY CHOCOLATE!!!!!!! *Throws a bar of chocolate at M_G* But ye can have some.

(I found a monky and didn't no what to name it until now........johnny.d girl told me i should call him KITTY.....) *takes a swig of rum* Kitty when r u gonna bcome an alcoholic just like mort, cheeco and rummy??*kitty looks confused*

*Takes chocolate from M_G then runs like hell* Na na na na na na!!!!! *starts eating chocolate and gives some to kitty and mort*

*Jack the Monkey goes screeching after J#1 & starts bitting at her legs, trying to eat her! Jos just sitts & eats more chocolate & drinks more Rum!*

*wollops monkey on the head and it sinks through the ground* Stupid Jack!! *takes jos's rum and chocolate BAG and shoves evrything down me throte* *calls out to Kitty* come on kitty we're going away for a while *jumps in a nearby boat with chocolate and all the rum on the island and rows away....* SoooooLong SUCKERzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

mmmmmmmmm chocolate *strolls over to jos and puts hand out for some chocolate*

What kinda bloody pirates are you, fighting over CHOCOLATE???

Smart ones, i want some chocolate, pleez?!?!?!?!?!?!