Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

I want some chocolate 🙁

maybe jos can pull chocolate out ot thin air?

*tries pulling chocolate out of thin air but it dont work*
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR How does she do that
*goes off and sulks*

*laughs then takes a swig of rum while mort and cheeco poke kitty*
*starts walking but dosn't watch were shes going* arrgh bloody pirates...blood- *wax in2 tree then falls bum first on2 sand* owwwww!!!!!! *rubs head then yells out*.....MINUS BRAIN CELLS!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes another swig then gets up but fails* whoopsiez.........

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 lmao!

*looks at machete in a drunk way*.............wha ye lau-laughin at ye..........ye bloody........arrgh.....what eva!!! *still trys 2 get up but is still failing........mort and cheeco r still poking kitty*

Huh? *looking at tree thinking it is JDG, dunk* you talkin to me, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME! yeah you better run..is that a threat? *Punches tree*.........................ow..*falls over in pain*

*walks over to wereever they are* wat are ye bloody scallywags.......*looks at m_g on the floor*ok ive come at a bad time!!!

*not breathing*

defenetly bad timing jdg where r we *screams out* IS ANY ONE OUT THERE HELP ME IM LOST AND THERE IS A UNCONCIUS SERIUL KILLER BESIDE ME HELPPPPPPP

Where?

*sees M_G awake* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs and hides behind a leaf!!!*

(((WE'RE STILL ON THE BLOODY ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROW-KAY???....SAVVY????......GET IT GOT IT GOOD!!!!!!)))
*looks at machete then laughs* oi...i'm ver ere!!!! *hick*.....*trys 2 get up and uses tree 2 help her up*.....wow *stumbles around then trips over kazzi* wha the bl-bloody 'ell r ye do *hick*.....doin ere????
bloody cocroach!!! *gets up then gets some rum 4 machete, kazzi, apg and jos then the monkies take jdg's rum* bloo-*hick*...bloody munkez!!!!

Wheres the phyco killer??? is he near me???

*hides fom m_g*waahhhhhh dont leave me wit the phsco killer *runs to jdg*

*runs from phsyco killer* where is he *jumps in bin*

u dumby im talking bout u M_G

dont ye watch spongbob?jawdropyour mad!!!

HUH??????????????G2G SEEYA AT SKOOL jdg

..*sigh* ppl these dayz..