Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

APG:*punches Gioogle then chucks him over 2 Rummy*
Rummy: Oh hello google I just love your hair
APG: Bloody Gay monkeys

Google: oOoOoh MyYy GoDdD Your DreSS tottally matches ThAt Hair LikE TottAlLy WhOo

Rummy: Oh y thank U I just found it today down with all the rum
APG: *just relizes Rummy is wearing a dress* OMG U R GAY
Rummy: No Im bi Uh Pirates these days they dont have any brains

jdg: (its hard for us to talk cuz we are the American people.. and its different times, but i think we can solve that problem. everyone move to australia! )

Rummy: So darling want some rum???

Google: i want some rum sweatie..pploooeessee ill be so tootally good

Mort: OMG!!!!!.........ur sooooooooo good in that dress....like totally rummy!!!!
JDG: i......can't........stand.........this........any.........MORE!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *also starts 2 ripp out hair and leaves a bald patch*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Cheeco: *takes some rum and drinks it as fast as possible coz of gay munkiz*........i don't like these gay munkeys jdg
JDG: well at least theres a normal munki here *pats cheeco then realizes that cheeco juss drunk her rum again*.......arrgh bloody NORMAL munki!!!!!

NoOoOo i cant stand for my monkey t be gay *throws him back in closet and lockes it* now u cant come out of the closet .Ba Boom ching (drum noice) (do ya get it DO YA GET IT.Oi im so lonely)

(((~LOL~)))
MORT: nooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooOOOooo get google outta there or i'll..........i'll............*gos quiet trying 2 think of something 2 say*.....i'll..........take ur rum and slag in it!!!!!!
JDG: *looks at machete worried then walks off 2 get soooooo drunk*
CHEECO: *follows*

*follows also* eerrr....mort is insane..we may hav to put him down..

(((HA....I THORGHT U'D TRY AND KILL HIM SOMEHOW!!!! lol)))
JDG: yeah maby we need 2 KNOCK some scense in2 him!!! *gets fist ready*
Cheeco: *hide under non-existant table with a bottle of rum*

*pats gilbert on head* i'm so glad you are a regular monkey...errr.. i mean baboon.. and that you aren't gay...

Rummy: 4 the last time I aint gay Im bi
APG: *throws Rummy in closet with Mort* NOW BLOODY STAY IN THERE
-in closet-
Rummy: Oh hello Mort I love ur clothes

Lucky 4 me, i dont have a monkey. Dont you all envy me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Im all alone, no1 to steal my rum and chocolate. No1 2 keep me company. . .
*cries*

Can i borrow somebody's monkey to go get cocoa beans 4 me so i can make more chocolate? Ill even share, since im soo nice.

don't cry stormcloud, i'll always be there for you ✅ *looks around wondering why she is being so nice* and you dont need a monkey to get cocoa beans...I'LL GET THEM FOR YOU! *skurrys over to tree and amazingly climbs it* hmm didnt know i could do that

(cocoa nut beans do grow on trees right...............?) ermm

woops didnt mean to put 'nut' in that last message ^...not feeling too smart today.. 😒

LOL

Rummy: *still in closet*
APG: *looking 4 a new pet monkey that isnt GAY*
Here monkey monkey monkey

*google shoots mort in the arm and takes cheeco's rum* Good google!!!!!