Originally posted by DarkPheonix
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head live together in an apartment. One day their building caught on fire. Everyone else got out but the three women were stuck on the roof yelling for help. The firemen below on the street were yelling at the red head to jump onto a net they were holding. One fireman said 1..2..3..and the red head jumped, but at the last second the firemen let go of the net and the red head hit the ground and died.
Then the firemen called to the brunette to jump on the count of 3. The brunette yelled, "No!, I saw what you did to my friend, I'm not falling for that!
The firemen said, "Don't worry, we like brunettes!" So the brunette jumped and at the last second the firemen let go of the net and the brunette hit the ground and died.
Then the firemen called up to the blonde to jump on 3. The blonde said, "No!, I saw what you did to my friends, I'm not falling for that! I'm not stupid you know!
The firemen said, "Don't worry, we like blondes! "Yeah right!", replied the blonde "Just leave the net there and walk away!"
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this joke is just wrong!!!
therefore you ppl will either love it or hate it(depends on how insane you are)
There was a farmer who owned a bull and a female cow and was trying desperately to mate the two. No matter what he did the bull didn't want any.
Finally he went to a friend who claimed to have had the same problem. So he asked him what could he do. The friend told him that he had to stick his arm up the cows pussy and rub it on the bull's nose. After doing so the bull went crazy and started humping the cow over and over.
With the success of the bull the farmer starts to wonder if this will work for him. So that night he gets in bed and starts playing with his wife. He rubs his nose with his hand and gets the biggest boner he has ever gotten.
He wakes his wife and tells her to look. She looks, and with a mean look on her face says, "You woke me up to show me that you have a bloody nose."
hee hee hee
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I'll never understand women," he replied. "I was riding up in an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!"
"I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how did you get the second black eye?"
"Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband, "So I pushed it back in."