The Bible

Started by Aziz!147 pages

Dear white male god, thank you for this food and please banish the mud races to hell.

hear hear..................and all the brown eyed people also.

Originally posted by debbiejo
hear hear..................and all the brown eyed people also.

Those brown eyes are Satans kids! 😠

😱

Meet my daddy!

Sorry, you dont have that power, and youd be fooling yourself by placing the Bible under that section

Well black people/brown people are that way because they are black with sin...and asians have narrower eyes because God has punished them for their blindeness. 😐

The onyl true people are blond haired blue eyed males, because they are the only ones blessed with gods love. They are white with purity and faith. 😐

😘

That is not true

To Chirstians, it has been true.

I'm Christian. There’s a difference between tag Christians and real Christians

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN
10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9- You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt

8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god

7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!

6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5- You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.

4- You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".

3- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2- You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1- You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian

Originally posted by Aziz!
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN
10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9- You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt

8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god

7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!

6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5- You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.

4- You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".

3- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2- You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1- You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian

1. You're a jackass.

2. You're generalizing.

3. You're a jackass.

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 5 STARS Aziz! YOu have a new place in my heart.

Originally posted by b-ball_chick
I'm Christian. There’s a difference between tag Christians and real Christians

Again, classic distancing. Anything bad associated with your fair is just lopped off and isnt "Christian" any more. Chirstians said the smae things about blacks and segregation as they're saying now about homosexuals and gay marriage. Its almost TOO funny. There are different types of Christians, you're all still Chirstians.

If it's possible, the classic response to any wrong doings is, "it wasn't my people, it was the people on the other side of the fence, those that look just like us and have a routine just like us, and are pretty much exactly the same as us except they aren't us."

^^^ That puts it aptly.

Originally posted by Lokkin
If it's possible, the classic response to any wrong doings is, "it wasn't my people, it was the people on the other side of the fence, those that look just like us and have a routine just like us, and are pretty much exactly the same as us except they aren't us."
Mythical gods thinking.................a god/entity/spirit would be beyond this topical of Ego........

It may have been fact at one stage, but it has been rewritten and translated so many times, I don't think we can say it is fact.

the old testiment was first written in 435 BC(E)

where did you get that from? 😖

Originally posted by Because I can
the old testiment was first written in 435 BC(E)

Huh?

sorry.... i was in bible study the other day, and thats what we learnt. Some believe that the OLD testiment is all.. sorta made up, just a substitute for whats happened. And they new testiment was more ... what happened, and what was told to them directly to the sun of god.