Hp jokes

Post your jokes here, about Hp characters, be creative and have fun. So I will start the first one, not very funny though:

Goyle was using the floo powder network, and by mistake he ended somewhere in wild Africa. He was surrended by a wild tribe, that wanted to eat him. The shaman of the tribe ordered to his worriors to roll him on a wood, put patato under him, light up the fire and bake him (barbique) ,so the patatoes would get more delisiouse from his joices. But he warned the tribe:
" Roll him slowly. The patatoes would be more tastfull that way".
After half an hour the shaman came back to see how it was progressing, he was astonished seeing the worriors rolling Goyle very fast, so he said agrilly to them:

" DID I, or DID I not told you to roll him slowly?". Then the bravest of them in a frighten voice replied:
" well we rolled him slowly at the begining, but then he eate all the Patatoes"..... 🙂🙂🙂

NEXT.............

sorry but i dont have any hp jokes and i havent heard of any either only your one but im sure someone could make one up um hears one neville ends using the floo powder network and ends up at hogwarts in the dungons with professor snape !!!!!!! arrgh

yeh, But try it your self is not that much difficult, I know that there are no HP jokes thats why is interesting to try to do it!🙂

lol v.funny

Ok, since there are no volunteers I will post another one. But if I'm gonna end up alone posting jokes, then I will have to ask the mod to close it. Lets see for a week how it will go🙂

this is haaaard!!!! <: (

well im sorry but i cant think of a joke !!!! and i always play jokes but i never thought of any harry potter jokes i might make one up later

ok.... her eit goes one:

[/i] Voldermort appears in Draco's dream and says to him:
"Meet me tommorow in the Forbidden forest , try to bring a black horse with you."
Draco wakes up in the morning very concerned, he can not find a horse, then he meets Dolores and tries to get an advise from her , so he tells her what he has been dreaming. On this Dolores says:
" Draco you prat, thats just a dream, common I'll come with you and you will see that there is nothing then just a dream"
Then both of them go to the forbidden forest, and in deed nothing has happend. But the next night Draco has another dream, this time Voldermort was angry and said to him
" Draco you full, I told you to bring a horse not a COW"

🙂

tell me what u think, should I continue with the jokes or ask the mod to close it????

haha that was a good one! NO continue they're good 🙂

Originally posted by Unicor777
ok.... her eit goes one:

[/i] Voldermort appears in Draco's dream and says to him:
"Meet me tommorow in the Forbidden forest , try to bring a black horse with you."
Draco wakes up in the morning very concerned, he can not find a horse, then he meets Dolores and tries to get an advise from her , so he tells her what he has been dreaming. On this Dolores says:
" Draco you prat, thats just a dream, common I'll come with you and you will see that there is nothing then just a dream"
Then both of them go to the forbidden forest, and in deed nothing has happend. But the next night Draco has another dream, this time Voldermort was angry and said to him
" Draco you full, I told you to bring a horse not a COW"

LoL, that one was good, tell more!

well thats not so easy, but I will think another one soon, but it would help alot if other tried 🙂

those aren't very funny.

*kicks Electric in the a...*
Tell us better then

lol! yours are great uni

10x angel and by tommorow i'll have new ones ....

keep at it uni 🙂

yea there funny unicor keep making them up there funny as but i cant think of any jokes myself